Dumphuk 

Reserved for only the elite morons; typically applied to the majority of politicians and bureaucrats

Federal Reserve leadership has passed from one dumphuk to the next.

Dumphuk by Amazed every day August 6, 2009

Dumphump 

A dumphump occurs when you bang a chick while you're taking a dump. Shitting, wiping your ass, and then banging while sitting on the toilet is not considered a dumphump. You have to be in the process of shitting while banging for it to be considered a true dumphump. If you can time it out so that you blow a load as a huge turd is coming out, that feels great. A dumphump does not have to be performed on/over the toilet. You could fuck your girlfriend from behind and shit on your bedroom floor while doing it, and that would be considered a dumphump also. Basically, if you're shitting anywhere, while banging a chick, that is a dumphump. It's a little known fact that 32% of women have more intense orgasms when they are breathing in the smell of shit. If you haven't tried the dumphump yet, try it soon.

Todd: "Did you nail Rebecca yet you dirtbag?"
Ron: "I did more than bang her little guy, I dumphumped her at that frat party."

Dumphump by John Planet October 8, 2008

Dumphus 

{dum-fuss} noun, 1. A person that is extraordinarily stupid 2. A person that is socially inept, especially with regard to the opposite sex 3. A silly person - to the point of being revolting.

Dumphus actually thinks that "Chicken-of-the-Sea" is chicken.

Dumphus ain't no operator - he tried to get her number by talking about his remote control helicopters!

Dumphus eats his/her snot and licks his balls/twat regularly.

Dumphus by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 15, 2009

dumphux 

people who don't think PoDank is the best damn outlaw bluegrass band in the world!

Yo Peoples! Wha??? you don't think PoDank is the best damn outlaw bluegrass band in the world? You is DUMPHUX!!!!

dumphux by podankster April 22, 2004