Dumphrey 

The act of unintentionally spraying diarrhea from ones anus in the shower. The act is triggered when the sprayer applies force to expel gas from his or her bowels. However the sprayer, during the gas expulsion process, is unaware that massive amounts of liquid feces will eject from said anus. The sprayer is relatively ashamed and in a mild state of panic, however given the privacy and running water, the sprayer knows everything will be alright.

Rich: "whats up bro?"
Dave: "Dude, I just did a 'dumphrey' when i was gettin ready to go on my date with Sandy."
Rich: "Bro, thats nasty...Sandy? Who the hell is Sandy?"
Dave: "She my shuga momma"
Rich: "Cool...but what happened to Dennis?"

Dumphrey by R.M. Decembrist April 14, 2008

Dumphry 

1) A insult with no meaning meant to confuse the person insulted
2) Every single racial slur combined into one word

Friend 1: your such a dumphry

Friend 2: no im not. what the hell is a dumphry?

Dumphry by Nccjedi3 February 3, 2023

Dumphey 

To describe a situation or current condition as shitty and/or disappointing.

Ted: "Bro, I heard Jenny broke Ben's penis!"

Jeff: "That's really Dumphey..."

Dumphey by father tickle March 23, 2011

dunphrey

Sal Quagmire

Sal is a dunphrey

dunphrey by Justinian Jared the 3rd October 24, 2023

Dunphrey's Dungeon 

A Dungeon owned by Dunphrey filled with goofy creatures.

Yep, you're going to Dunphrey's Dungeon little bro 🤣.

Dunphrey's Dungeon by ToxsusOwO December 10, 2023