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The general state of being, acting like, or exhibiting characteristics of a dick.
Mike's overall dickiness really pissed Chris off, but Debbie couldn't have cared less.
Dickiness by Santa_Cerveza April 16, 2008
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jizziness.bizziness.spams 

possibly the worst and funniest spam page on instagram
have you seen the latest jizziness.bizziness.spams post? got dam! it sucks ass!

Give Linda the Dizzies 

A 1920's era American code phrase that implies an abortion has been forced on against a woman's will.
I had to give Linda the Dizzies before my wife found out.
Give Linda the Dizzies by theatomicdon September 26, 2015
a sassy or cheeky method of delivering the latest gossip.
"She aims for dishiness, but she just comes off as catty and desperate."
dishiness by Dishiness October 24, 2008

Poppin' Dizzies 

1). verb - To shoot an opponent in the head in Halo or any other FPS console game.
Shit, Dude did you see me last round? I was Poppin' Dizzies left and right.
Poppin' Dizzies by xxlinkstaticxx October 29, 2010

Jizziness 

A noun describing the act of ejaculating and the process at which it goes through to end up anywhere on or around a girl's body. Pronouced like "business" but with "jizz" as the prefix.
Jen was new to the whole blowjob scene, so she didn't know what to do with Steve's jizziness when he finished.

You're gonna get the jizziness.
Jizziness by BlackDynamite December 21, 2009
the act of being dirty.
repulsive and non-understanding, something that's amazingly fucked up and can leave you weak but you shouldn't laugh at regardless.

constantly used as Citrus Heights vernacular in which mostly everything exchanged between people is dirty
S: Fucking bitch-ass nigger, he told Mark where we lived.
B: Dirty!
S: I'm tired of his dirtiness, for real then blood.
dirtiness by Brittney Sade August 23, 2008
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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