dirtiness

the act of being dirty.
repulsive and non-understanding, something that's amazingly fucked up and can leave you weak but you shouldn't laugh at regardless.

constantly used as Citrus Heights vernacular in which mostly everything exchanged between people is dirty

S: Fucking bitch-ass nigger, he told Mark where we lived.
B: Dirty!
S: I'm tired of his dirtiness, for real then blood.

by Brittney Sade August 23, 2008

dirtless

When an object is clean and free of dust.

" Hey! Look at that book! It's dirtless!"

The dirtless book stood alone in an empty room.

by Doobeeko;) March 1, 2017

Stack'n Dirties

Upon discovering the water has been turned off, due to non-payment, the occupants of the home continue to use the toilet until it is filled to the brim with shit and sour piss .

Don't even think about using the toilet at John's place. That nasty bastard's been stack'n dirties.

by C-Money666 January 11, 2020

derpiness

'derpiness' - noun.

The act of being stupid / silly but generally in an inoffensive way.

Sorry for my derpiness. I wasn't thinking properly!

His derpiness is off the chain today.

Your derpiness is making me laugh.

by squigglers January 12, 2016

The dirties

An adjective or noun that can be used as any word.

I have to use the dirties.(bathroom)
That dog is the dirties.(dumb)

by Izik February 28, 2017

dirtless-sanchez

When you walk past a dispenser of alcohol sanitizing agent, you squirt a nice amount into your hand and then slap it across your mark's face, yelling, "Dirtless-Sanchez!"

They can't be too pissed off, after all, you just cleaned their lips for them.

Goofy, spitting nails: "That fuck'in Mickey-- he done got me agin!"
Donald: "What did that goddamn rat do this time?"
Goofy: Well, when I was just walking into the Disney store, Mickey filled his hand with sanitizing gel and slapped it across my face! Then he yelled, 'Dirtless-Sanchez!'"
Donald: "I know! It burned my fucking beak for a full day!"

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker March 13, 2021

dropping dirties

you failed a drug test

you pissed in a cup and it came back dirty meaning you failed your drug test

Shamika dropped dirty in her PO's office... agian

by Joe Schaefer August 6, 2005