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Van Durmened

The act of grabbing for food before the waiter has placed it on the table.
Bob Van Durmened half the loaf of bread before the waiter could place it down on our table!

Deurmekaar 

Pronounced: dee-oor-muh-car, used in South African English and Afrikaans, Afrikaans for confused, disorganized or stupid. Deur means "through", while "mekaar" means "each other"... so being "through each other" - you get the picture ;-)
I guess she's a bit deurmekaar today, she copied all the empty backsides of this pile of documents...
Deurmekaar by Panatlantica January 26, 2009

diuretic 

Medicine used by women or men who believe they have retained water weight. Causes urination amounts to increase. Water weight is typically regained when patient stops using the diuretic. Common over-the-counter forms include Diurex and beverages with caffeine and alcohol.
On my period, but not in pain. Just bloated. Time for diuretics.
diuretic by spammax June 24, 2010
drinks that cause you to pee more frequently then others. prodominitly used for drug detox

diuretics include: beer, pepsie, golden seal, cranberry juice.
diuretics by donnie right May 28, 2008
A supplement of some form that is meant to expel excess water from the body. Most commonly used as a form of weight loss supplement, to get rid of water weight. Has a caffeine effect and makes you urinate like crazy.
I took diuretics to lose weight and I had to piss about five times in the past hour.
diuretics by helloitsme567 June 28, 2009
Any form of cheap, delicious college cooking. Often involves appliances such as a George Foreman grill, hotplate, or microwave.
The entire hallway was laden with the scent of delectable dourmet dishes.

this is some dourmet shit right here

Got that bitch dourmet cookin. Bitches love dourmet cookin.
Dourmet by Brigina January 26, 2014