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Ditzie is a Dumb ass Hoe name. Girls with this name are Usually a short girl, messy hair, very lazy and has an addiction to caffeinated candy and drinks. Can find them passed out drunk on a park bench at anytime of day. A boy version of a Ditzie would probably be Dit or Ditzion

Guy1: Bruh i saw Ditzie passed out in a tree again.
Guy2: What a dumb ass hoe lol

ditzie by Ditzie December 18, 2019

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Dizzie Riot

Hot punk rock hippie with a gypsy grunge style. She has been known to fuck rainbows and dragons.

Dizzie Riot is one hot slut

Dizzie Riot by DizzieRiot January 15, 2019

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Ditzes

Plural form of ditz.

Chi-Omegas are all ditzes.

Ditzes by Mystic-X April 9, 2010

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Ditzelfutz

A person who doesn't quite "get it", but they can grasp it quite well.

Kayla: "I'm STARVING!........"
(.......)
Angie: "Kayla, everyone knows that you're supposed to eat when you're starving, ditzelfutz!"
(.....)
Kayla: Oh yeah. I guess you're right...

Ditzelfutz by l4yn3th0m4sst4l3y January 9, 2021

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ditizen

Second class citizen lacking same rights as those who are citizens while co-exsisting.

Ditizen: Immigrants. Outcasts. Animals.

ditizen by Shango November 10, 2013

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ditziot

A ditzy idiot. When someone is not only a ditz, but also an idiot.

Yo, Darcie is hot & while I think she can be ditzy at times, she really proves herself to also be an idiot. That bitch is a ditziot!

ditziot by GlazeHer March 18, 2016

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dizie

also dzie

to cease all cardio-respiratory, metabolic, and neural functioning; to die

"I ain't never gonna dizie!"

dizie by Johann7 August 24, 2004

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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