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"Did you see all of those ditzels over Susan's legs? She must be a picker."
Ditzel by drippygo4s April 28, 2015
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ditzel • Ditzelfutz • diezel • dizzels • Dietzel • Diazell • dizel • detzel • DiNZeL • Dithzel

Reverse Dietzel 

n: fucking a girl in the ass and perhaps pushing her dietzel in reverse.
Timmy was giving this girl a reverse dietzel but then like a pimp made her suck off the dietzel splooges.
Reverse Dietzel by Trees DT November 29, 2009

JERI dizel? 

Fraza koju Steve BiTurbo koristi, kako bi nervirao ljude oko sebe, na Instagramu, Fejsu, Twitteru, Myspaceu.
A: Ej vidi onu M5 baš dobro izgleda!
S: *Spušta prozor* : Izvinite, JERI dizel?
A: Zašto si toliki idiot?
JERI dizel? by stevebiturbo March 9, 2019
n: poop or feces. To take a poop.
Timmy felt 5 pounds lighter after squeezing that dietzel.
Dietzel by Trees, DT November 29, 2009

Ditzelfutz

A person who doesn't quite "get it", but they can grasp it quite well.
Kayla: "I'm STARVING!........"
(.......)
Angie: "Kayla, everyone knows that you're supposed to eat when you're starving, ditzelfutz!"
(.....)
Kayla: Oh yeah. I guess you're right...
Ditzelfutz by l4yn3th0m4sst4l3y January 9, 2021
Chi-Omegas are all ditzes.
Ditzes by Mystic-X April 9, 2010
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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