A cup used when giving a male oral gratification, such that he does not ejaculate into the female's mouth. Rather, a cup shall be placed in the vicinity of where the action is taking place, and when the male senses the arrival of his orgasm, he politely asks the female to desist, and then proceeds to ejaculate into the afore mentioned cup (Ditce Cup).
The Ditce Cup can be paper, plastic, styrofoam, glass, or any other type of material. Serves as a catching device for the male's sperm.
"Let me grab a Ditce Cup since you don't like the taste of cum."
"If you'd rather, we could use a Ditce Cup so you don't have to spit or swallow."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.