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Hitchball 

The baby bump of a girl who uses her pregnancy to force the baby daddy into marriage.
"Tina's hitchball is scaring the shit outta Jack."
Hitchball by JohnPhil May 15, 2016

Hillbilly Highball 

A mix of crack, bath salts and 13 liquified slim Jim’s.
Steve “life’s just so boring last night I watch ballers and did a mix of crack, bathsalts and 13 liquified slim Jim’s”

Sponsor: “ohh you fell of the deep end and did a hillbilly highball”
Hillbilly Highball by Milkycunt69 January 27, 2019

Lake Michigan Highball 

Bartender: "What can I get you to drink?"

Person: "Um, I may get a drink in a little bit, but I'll have a Lake Michigan Highball for now."

Bartender: "I'm sorry. What's that again?"

Person: "Just tap water, sir."
Lake Michigan Highball by Ginakakis November 14, 2012

hippy highball 

the way every true hippy starts their morning. A seemingly contradicting mixture of marijuana and coffee.
(Roommate 1 to awakening hippy): hey man, what time is that plumber coming over to fix the toilet?

(Hippy Roommate): shit man i dont remember, i need my hippy highball to clear my head.
hippy highball by noahsimonpeter October 4, 2010

Bitchballs 

When a woman does something that takes a lot of courage to do
Wow, Jenny just slapped that guy, she's got some real Bitchballs!

Can also be used as a swear word, Ah, Bitchballs! I just smashed my finger!
Bitchballs by Electrowelder May 12, 2012

Highball 

Entering a toilet cubicle that has mobility assistance rails, removing all pants, undergarments, socks and shoes before standing on the rails and taking a glorious dump from the high heavens.
I just wanted to feel the breeze between my legs so I performed a highball.

I think I feel a highball coming along, boys.
Highball by MexicanMicrowave March 19, 2020