ditch and switch

When a straight person ditches their significant other for a same sex relationship

Did you see Maggie did the old ditch and switch with Mitch? She’s dating Rebecca now.

by Janis Popular May 2, 2020

Switch and Ditch

The act of removing a "For Sale" sign (or the like) from a piece of property that was originally intended for sale and placing it on another piece of property, usually of a different owner. The participant(s) then flee(s) the scene.

Common applications for "Switch and Ditch" include switching realtor's signs from yard to yard and switching "For Sale" signs from one vehicle to another.

Me and Ryan played switch and ditch on some house last night. I guess it's for sale now!

by Fartgeyser November 3, 2006

Switch And Ditch

Switch And Ditch may be applied when an FPS (First Person Shooter) RPG (Role Play Game) enables the user to spontaneously switch in and out of two classes, or multiple classes, roles.

This term could also be used for the ability to switch out of one class after the developers reduce the performance of that class (nerfed).

Soandso can switch in and out of roles before, during or after combat. We call this a "Switch and Ditch".

Soandso learned their class was nerfed, and subsequently changed their role to a different, applicable class.

by Druids Don't Heal November 8, 2012

Ditch the Witch and make the Switch

Advice given to Swedish men who are unsure about their homosexuality by a much wiser leather man.

"Is that your girl, the one who burps all the time? Honestly, you should Ditch the Witch and make the Switch"

by tuck_frump February 22, 2020

Ditch the Bitch and make the Switch

Advice given to those unsure about their homosexuality by much wiser and hornier gay men!

"hey man ditch the bitch and make the switch.....come here cutie"

by ouijy February 9, 2004

Ditch the bitch and make the switch

Used by the gay community to tell closeted and questioning gay men to cross over the line into homosexuality.

Dan, you need to ditch the bitch and make the switch.

by etzlivuur May 25, 2011

Ditch the Bitch and make the Switch

something you tell a friend or brother that is being wieghed down by a nagging,gold digging,selfish,and slob bitch

hey jake ditch the bitch and make the switch(to no bitch status).lets go drink some beer

by isvan November 8, 2008