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When a man knocks a woman up and leaves her to care for the baby with no support.
Person 1: Did you hear about Lindsay? She had to drop out cause she got knocked up.
Person 2: Yeah, apparently her boyfriend did a dick and ditch.
by Awesomeness20 June 12, 2018
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When you get dicked down and he goes to sleep directly after
“Wow, I wanted to cuddle but instead I got dick and ditched.”
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by Sincerelyabigail February 06, 2019
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The act of leaving/ditching after finally getting the one thing he wanted, sex.
M 1: hey man how are you and Sally?
M2: we don't talk anymore, I decided to dick and ditch.
by kfdx February 15, 2019
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