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disapressing 

A combination of disappointing and depressing. When you can't decide quite how bad something is, if it's depressing or just disappointing, call it both... disapressing.
Ryan: Yo volleyball sucked day, it was not fun.
Sean: That shit was disapressing.
disapressing by daflubbernaut123 February 19, 2010

DistressingDamsel 

DistressingDamsel is a kind Twitch streamer who lives in New York City who plays Jackbox with her Twitch community and she also dresses up as Elsa from the movie "Frozen", she also enjoys video games at a 10 and plays them at a skill level of 4. She likes the Jackbox game "The Wheel Of Enormous Proportion", as of currently she has 422 Twitch followers
Follow DistressingDamsel's Twitch, DistressingDamsel has fun streams.

Dispressing 

A thoroughly unenjoyable mix of a distressing and depressing situation
Awh man I lost my smokes

Thats Dispressing
Dispressing by adding needed words January 17, 2011

disepressing 

something that can be described as a combination of disappointing and depressing.
man that party last night was very disepressing after somebody thought it would be cool to put billy talent on repeat.
disepressing by islaydragons69 February 8, 2009

distression 

its like depression but its when you are distressed
im suffering really badly from distression
distression by grace_a_tron December 22, 2008

mistressing

The job of being a mistress. Similar to how a waitress would say she performs waitressing for a living.
I've been mistressing with the same guy for 10 years now. The guy just can't get the balls to leave his wife.
mistressing by p mammen January 24, 2013
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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