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dissensia

The chill 420 stoner streamer I watch on twitch.tv.
Yo this bitch a sugarfalcon phuck no this is dissensia phucking king that sucks at video games especially Zelda.
by Foxanthe May 16, 2023
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dispensa

Spanglish for.Im sorry,excuse me,and or my bad.
Dispensa,i didnt mean to step on your shoes. Hey Carlos i slept with your wife dispensa ese.
by MAC KILLMAN, October 12, 2007
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dispensas

used in the MEXICAN/CHICANO slang, usually a gangsta term, showing an apology, or remorse, like the phrase "my bad".
Hey dispensas vato, I didn't mean you'd trip the ph@*k out.
by logics March 19, 2010
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Dissendium

1: A place where a small group of elite people go, and scheme some diabolical schemes.

2: A spell that opens the entrance to a secret passage to Hogsmeade in Harry Potter.
"I love Dissendium. It's my second home"
by KeeWee January 11, 2005
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Dickensian Bowtie

Where a person has (due to the misfortune of succumbing to throat cancer) a breathing hole put in the throat, which is then violated by an erect penis. This act causes the hole to bleed, and the attempted breathing of the recipient causes blood to spray in the formation of a bow tie on the neck. If the blood fails to make this pattern, the penetrator should attempt ejaculate in on the recipients neck to assure a bowtie is present. A Dickensian Bowtie is often (customarily in the Midlands of the UK) proceded by an Intergallactic Mushroom slap.
Darren seized the opportunity and gave Chris a Dickensian Bowtie.
by ImissPaulineFowler September 8, 2009
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Dissendium

A formally working website dedicated to Harry Potter that disappeared off the earth a few years back. We think Volde found out about it.
"Man I haven't been on Dissendium in AGES!"

"I know right? Bet Voldepants found out about it"
by Ki-zilla February 1, 2010
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Pez Dispensing

When a female stores fish into her vaginal canal and then goes to a public water facility to birth them so all can see. This term comes from the Spanish word "pez" which means fish and then the English word "dispenser" which means "one that dispenses or gives out."
"Hey I got a picture of Tina Pez Dispensing yesterday. It was insane"
by deltahippo95 March 18, 2014
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