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dispensa
dispensa by MAC KILLMAN, October 12, 2007
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Dissendium
1: A place where a small group of elite people go, and scheme some diabolical schemes.
2: A spell that opens the entrance to a secret passage to Hogsmeade in Harry Potter.
2: A spell that opens the entrance to a secret passage to Hogsmeade in Harry Potter.
Dissendium by KeeWee January 11, 2005
Dickensian Bowtie
Where a person has (due to the misfortune of succumbing to throat cancer) a breathing hole put in the throat, which is then violated by an erect penis. This act causes the hole to bleed, and the attempted breathing of the recipient causes blood to spray in the formation of a bow tie on the neck. If the blood fails to make this pattern, the penetrator should attempt ejaculate in on the recipients neck to assure a bowtie is present. A Dickensian Bowtie is often (customarily in the Midlands of the UK) proceded by an Intergallactic Mushroom slap.
Dickensian Bowtie by ImissPaulineFowler September 8, 2009
Dissendium
A formally working website dedicated to Harry Potter that disappeared off the earth a few years back. We think Volde found out about it.
Dissendium by Ki-zilla February 1, 2010
Pez Dispensing
When a female stores fish into her vaginal canal and then goes to a public water facility to birth them so all can see. This term comes from the Spanish word "pez" which means fish and then the English word "dispenser" which means "one that dispenses or gives out."
Pez Dispensing by deltahippo95 March 18, 2014
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