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dispensa 

Spanglish for.Im sorry,excuse me,and or my bad.
Dispensa,i didnt mean to step on your shoes. Hey Carlos i slept with your wife dispensa ese.
dispensa by MAC KILLMAN, October 12, 2007

dispensas 

used in the MEXICAN/CHICANO slang, usually a gangsta term, showing an apology, or remorse, like the phrase "my bad".
Hey dispensas vato, I didn't mean you'd trip the ph@*k out.
dispensas by logics March 19, 2010

Dissendium

1: A place where a small group of elite people go, and scheme some diabolical schemes.

2: A spell that opens the entrance to a secret passage to Hogsmeade in Harry Potter.
"I love Dissendium. It's my second home"
Dissendium by KeeWee January 11, 2005

Dickensian Bowtie

Where a person has (due to the misfortune of succumbing to throat cancer) a breathing hole put in the throat, which is then violated by an erect penis. This act causes the hole to bleed, and the attempted breathing of the recipient causes blood to spray in the formation of a bow tie on the neck. If the blood fails to make this pattern, the penetrator should attempt ejaculate in on the recipients neck to assure a bowtie is present. A Dickensian Bowtie is often (customarily in the Midlands of the UK) proceded by an Intergallactic Mushroom slap.
Darren seized the opportunity and gave Chris a Dickensian Bowtie.

Dissendium

A formally working website dedicated to Harry Potter that disappeared off the earth a few years back. We think Volde found out about it.
"Man I haven't been on Dissendium in AGES!"

"I know right? Bet Voldepants found out about it"
Dissendium by Ki-zilla February 1, 2010

Pez Dispensing 

When a female stores fish into her vaginal canal and then goes to a public water facility to birth them so all can see. This term comes from the Spanish word "pez" which means fish and then the English word "dispenser" which means "one that dispenses or gives out."
"Hey I got a picture of Tina Pez Dispensing yesterday. It was insane"
Pez Dispensing by deltahippo95 March 18, 2014