dispense sass

To amuse others in an irreverent, spontaneous manner; to lolz

And then I will assume control of class,
And students will be free to dispense sass.

by Watson Brother January 27, 2004

dispense me

Takin from the word spensas.
meaning sorry,my bad, or forgive me?

sadie:did you save me sum tacos?

jorge:i kinda sorta-ish ate them all.
dispense me??

by sadie gomez June 17, 2008

Milk Dispensers

A really lame term used by some little children to describe a women's breasts.

Her milk dispensers are huge!!

by Moon Project January 31, 2005

Dispenser

A machine that dispenses stuff (duh). Also known as the Dispense-O-Matic 9000 Provisions Dispenser in Team Fortress 2, it's a machine that has the mystical ability to create ammo out of nowhere and give it to teammates. And it heals. Though minus the ability to make you bulletproof.

Comes in 3 Levels. When fully upgraded, it's a Medic that gives you ammo.

When used effectively, the Dispenser plays a very important role in the game, as it can provide (almost) endless amounts of health and ammo to teammates, therefore it is often being used to establish a camp halfway through the base. However, it is prone to damage from fire, rockets, bombs, arrows, melee weapons, sappers, and (most of the time) BOOLIT.

It also blocks friendly Sentry Guns, so watch out where you're placing it.

"POOTIS SPENCER HEAR!"
— The Heavy

"Need a dispenser here!"
— The Scout

"Phudda dipenza heah!"
— The Pyro

"We need a dispenser riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight here."
— The Engineer

by LazFlamme November 1, 2014

Mustard dispenser

The mustard dispenser is when you stick your Oscar Mayer under her salad bar then you punch her in the money pocket so hard that golden spicy brown drips out onto your meat.

I gave my cunt a Mustard dispenser because she was dumb enough not to buy me condoms.

by Shiconia August 26, 2010

dispensa

Spanglish for.Im sorry,excuse me,and or my bad.

Dispensa,i didnt mean to step on your shoes. Hey Carlos i slept with your wife dispensa ese.

by MAC KILLMAN, October 12, 2007

Bacon Dispenser

A machine commonly found in restrooms which (according to its pictographs) is a dispenser of delicious cooked pork product. Unfortunately, a working model has never been encountered, as when the button is pressed, the machine only emits hot air out of what should be the bacon spout.

"I wish somebody would fix this bacon dispenser because I sure am hungry!"

by KilleR R0b0T February 16, 2010