A machine that dispenses stuff (duh). Also known as the Dispense-O-Matic 9000 Provisions Dispenser in Team Fortress 2, it's a machine that has the mystical ability to create ammo out of nowhere and give it to teammates. And it heals. Though minus the ability to make you bulletproof.

Comes in 3 Levels. When fully upgraded, it's a Medic that gives you ammo.

When used effectively, the Dispenser plays a very important role in the game, as it can provide (almost) endless amounts of health and ammo to teammates, therefore it is often being used to establish a camp halfway through the base. However, it is prone to damage from fire, rockets, bombs, arrows, melee weapons, sappers, and (most of the time) BOOLIT.

It also blocks friendly Sentry Guns, so watch out where you're placing it.
"POOTIS SPENCER HEAR!"
— The Heavy

"Need a dispenser here!"
— The Scout

"Phudda dipenza heah!"
— The Pyro

"We need a dispenser riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight here."
— The Engineer
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The mustard dispenser is when you stick your Oscar Mayer under her salad bar then you punch her in the money pocket so hard that golden spicy brown drips out onto your meat.
I gave my cunt a Mustard dispenser because she was dumb enough not to buy me condoms.
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A machine commonly found in restrooms which (according to its pictographs) is a dispenser of delicious cooked pork product. Unfortunately, a working model has never been encountered, as when the button is pressed, the machine only emits hot air out of what should be the bacon spout.
"I wish somebody would fix this bacon dispenser because I sure am hungry!"
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n. derisive term for a human being. all humans release methane when they fart, therefore they are methane dispensers. get it? a farter. person. dude or dudette. breeder.
My friend is such a misanthrope that he refers to all people as "methane dispensers".
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The Optometrists bitches

first defined by Nimtard Ali
(Nimrah)optmetrists: Come over here and shine these lenses

(bitch)Dispensers: Yes MP (miss prof)
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the act of dispensing used douches excessively (a.k.a. total faggot, likes penis)
john: dude i was watching the jonas brothers on tv the other day

bob:ya so?

john:i came to the conclusion that they are total douche dispensers!

john:they dispense douches! what faggots!
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