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disinball 

The process of removing balls in a horrific process.
I can't believe that he was disinballed by a ice cream scoop
disinball by Binary Zombie March 4, 2017
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disintelligence 

a euphamastic (friendly) way to say that someone is stoopid and is spreading their stoopidty around the world like vix vapor rub.

Where higher education is the attainment of greater knowledge and understanding, disintelligence is the digression of higher thinking through the spread of ignorance.
Girl1: Your disintelligence is polluting the gene pool. Please go play on a freeway.

Boy1: Whatever you say Biatch.
disintelligence by Randomidous® January 1, 2006

Lil' Benny Discoball

To dance shirtless on a gay bar using a bottle of pre-mixed fruit punch flavored alcohol as a faux-penis and spewing mock-ejaculate into the waiting mouth of eager homosexuals of varying race and t-cell count.
Look at ben!! He's totally pulling a Lil' Benny Discoball!! Wow..he really is gay (or could be talked into it)!!

Dicnballs (DNB) 

When a male only wipes his dick and balls clean instead of taking a shower to save time. A male version of the PTA shower.
I'm just gonna pull a quick dicnballs (DNB)and call it good.
Dicnballs (DNB) by Kayajohnjitsu February 24, 2020

disinstall 

To uninstall an mmo due to epic failure.
When you lose a certain win in Corsair Stronghold you have to disinstall Tera.
disinstall by elmek February 7, 2015

dicknballz 

hey dicknballz
dicknballz by uwumommaampeepp September 24, 2021

Disballment 

When you feel like your balls are having their soul sucked out of them. The feeling you have when you're on one of those attractions that lift you up high slowly and drop you down fast.
Disballment is a very strangely pleasant feeling that you get in some amusement park attractions.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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