dishul 

Dishul

Dishul is the name given to the couple Rahul Vaidya and disha parmar. Rahul Vaidya loves disha so much. Rahul Vaidya also proposed disha on live television.

dishul by Hvash February 5, 2021

Dishcloth Dongles 

Tits that look like they have been wrung out like a dishcloth

Completely drained empty flaps of skin

Caused by accelerated weight loss or years of breast feeding

Take a look at those dishcloth dongles

Dishcloth Dongles by Working Class Hero December 14, 2020

Witless Dishcloth 

'Witless Dishcloth' is a derogatory term used to insult someone when they are being obnoxious and time-wasting. This phrase was coined by James May on the first episode of season three of the Amazon Prime Exclusive and Original, The Grand Tour.

1st example (origin): I just wanna say, Hammond, you witless dishcloth!
2nd example: Patrick, are you repeating Year 11 at school? Dale asked
Patrick: Dale, I DON'T wanna talk about it mate. Alright?!? Just give it up moiiiite.
Dale: Oi dickhead, just fuckin tell me yeh?
Patrick: Just blud off, blud! Alright?!!
Dale: Oh Partick you fuckin witless dishcloth, just get the rest of the business notes down on the google doc dickhead.

Witless Dishcloth by dalespelman2 September 23, 2019

dishla 

Dishla is a georgian word for Dick and synonym of peto's large juicy manhood

You are a dishla

dishla by Shishla October 13, 2017

Dishplosion 

Pronounced: dish-plo-shun

The resulting explosion of clean dishes that tends to occur when neither you nor anyone else in your house, apartment, condo, motor-home, double-wide, or any other form of living does dishes for any extended period of time (this can differ according to: amount of people who live in the home, amount of dishes owned, etc.) the result of which is a massive last ditch effort for a clean plate, fork or other item associated with eating, typically resulting with cleaning all of the dishes and going from no dishes to way to many. Usually resulting in a huge stack of clean dishes that appears so fast it generates a near explosive force.
Can also happen in the event of friends or family coming over after you wasted the three weeks warning you were given due to much procrastination.

Me and my roommate realized that our girlfriends were coming over in an hour so we started cleaning the house and we ended up with this HUGE dishplosion and we ended up having to hide all of the extra dishes and silverware we had.

Dishplosion by SonicSparx March 13, 2011

Dishumanise 

KANYE FUCKING WEST.

"The media try to dishumanise me"

Dishumanise by Dishumanise July 5, 2014

dishlexia 

Dishlexia is a type of dish-washing disability whereby a person will wash all the dishes except for one. Usually the person will only realise once it's too late.

John: Hey you missed a cup
Jane: I have dishlexia

dishlexia by Rob BlahBlahBlah July 24, 2007