Dishplosion 

Pronounced: dish-plo-shun

The resulting explosion of clean dishes that tends to occur when neither you nor anyone else in your house, apartment, condo, motor-home, double-wide, or any other form of living does dishes for any extended period of time (this can differ according to: amount of people who live in the home, amount of dishes owned, etc.) the result of which is a massive last ditch effort for a clean plate, fork or other item associated with eating, typically resulting with cleaning all of the dishes and going from no dishes to way to many. Usually resulting in a huge stack of clean dishes that appears so fast it generates a near explosive force.
Can also happen in the event of friends or family coming over after you wasted the three weeks warning you were given due to much procrastination.

Me and my roommate realized that our girlfriends were coming over in an hour so we started cleaning the house and we ended up with this HUGE dishplosion and we ended up having to hide all of the extra dishes and silverware we had.

Dishplosion by SonicSparx March 13, 2011

Dixplosion 

Dixplosion occurs after your urethra has compiled enough cat excrement to literally explode. The process is usually started as someone lifts the toilet seat to urinate when suddenly the toilet seat crashes down on to your penis causing your urethra to expand, after such a loud noise the friendly feline creature naturally becomes curious and checks the scene out. After smelling your bruised urethra the cat turns around and places a large amount of its feces into your penis until it explodes internally from the pressure of the cat turds.

FUCK!! My penis just had a dixplosion , your cat really shat a bunch of excrament into my pee hole really fast!!!

Dixplosion by Yulk768 February 26, 2011

dishelvsion 

(n) - a source of dishevelment

She was unaware of the dishelvsion that was growing within her after he continued to ignore her.

dishelvsion by wannaplaytennis? May 29, 2011

diaplosion 

Essentially a diaper explosion.. The phenomenon that occurs when a baby has such an explosive shit, the results spurt out of the diaper and trace down the extremities. Clothing is ruined and the baby needs an entirely new wardrobe change-out, with the stained clothing simply being thrown out.

"Man, what the fuck happened?!"

"Shit. She had a diaplosion. Quick, get me some towels!"

diaplosion by Rubykon September 22, 2016

diaplosion 

An explosive shit babies make in their diaper. It is on a grand scale, blowing out the sides and tracing down the extremities, leaving parents absolutely mortified.

"OMG. What the FUCK happened?!"

"Diaplosion. It's serious."

diaplosion by Rubykon September 21, 2016

Displision 

Having to chose between two decisions.

I needed to make a displision between the purple purse or the pink purse in quite a hurry.

Displision by Bad_Kitty January 11, 2018