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Dissemble 

To give a false or misleading appearance to; conceal the truth or the real nature of:
to dissemble one's incompetence in business. To conceal/lie and hide one's true motives, thoughts, actions, etc., by some pretense; speak or act hypocritically.

*Not to be confused with the word "disassemble", to take apart, dismantle, tear down.
Dissemble in a Sentence;

Even though Beth knew she was madly in love with David, she still felt she had to dissemble (Lie & Hide) her true feelings to avoid being hurt by him, if he didn't feel the same.
Dissemble by MissDaisy May 13, 2017

Disheveled 

To be messy, but in a knowing way, as to want happen.
I spend hours in front of the mirror, making my hair elegantly disheveled.
Disheveled by KattyAsWeKnow February 9, 2008

Meticulously Disheveled 

When an individual intentionally messes up their appearance to give the impression that they don’t care how they look, but in reality care more than is possibly imaginable.
I cannot stand that meticulously disheveled douche bag standing there pining for her attention. You know he’s only looking at her because she’s in front of the mirror.
Meticulously Disheveled by FedUpInAZ September 24, 2010

Dissembler 

A person who hides their real intentions and feelings; a shady motherfucker
I was going to buy a watch from that guy on the street corner, but he gave off the vibes of a dissembler
Dissembler by Slicks McRead March 9, 2023
dish·a·bled
/dishˈābəld/
adjective

(of a person) having a physical or (more likely) mental condition that limits his or her ability to clean up, wash, or put away dishes.
My sister-in-law : Alright, we cooked. I say Ben has to do the dishes.

Me: Don't bother asking him. My husband can't wash the dishes. He's dishabled.
dishabled by tsoda_pop October 2, 2013

dischembled 

Completely disorganized and unassembled.
My desk is completely dischembled.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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