dishembled

Meaning disassembled and in shambles. Bit of both. I had heard this word years ago and all this time wondered if it was a real word. Apparently now it is.

"Billy ! Clean your room for heaven sake, it's totally dishembled !"

dishembled by dw8177 June 30, 2022

Dissemble 

To give a false or misleading appearance to; conceal the truth or the real nature of:
to dissemble one's incompetence in business. To conceal/lie and hide one's true motives, thoughts, actions, etc., by some pretense; speak or act hypocritically.

*Not to be confused with the word "disassemble", to take apart, dismantle, tear down.

Dissemble in a Sentence;

Even though Beth knew she was madly in love with David, she still felt she had to dissemble (Lie & Hide) her true feelings to avoid being hurt by him, if he didn't feel the same.

Dissemble by MissDaisy May 13, 2017

Disheveled 

To be messy, but in a knowing way, as to want happen.

I spend hours in front of the mirror, making my hair elegantly disheveled.

Disheveled by KattyAsWeKnow February 9, 2008

Meticulously Disheveled 

When an individual intentionally messes up their appearance to give the impression that they don’t care how they look, but in reality care more than is possibly imaginable.

I cannot stand that meticulously disheveled douche bag standing there pining for her attention. You know he’s only looking at her because she’s in front of the mirror.

Meticulously Disheveled by FedUpInAZ September 24, 2010

Dissembler 

A person who hides their real intentions and feelings; a shady motherfucker

I was going to buy a watch from that guy on the street corner, but he gave off the vibes of a dissembler

Dissembler by Slicks McRead March 9, 2023

dishabled

dish·a·bled
/dishˈābəld/
adjective

(of a person) having a physical or (more likely) mental condition that limits his or her ability to clean up, wash, or put away dishes.

My sister-in-law : Alright, we cooked. I say Ben has to do the dishes.

Me: Don't bother asking him. My husband can't wash the dishes. He's dishabled.

dishabled by tsoda_pop October 2, 2013

dischembled 

Completely disorganized and unassembled.

My desk is completely dischembled.

dischembled by Sopranomouse819 May 6, 2018