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Dissemble 

To give a false or misleading appearance to; conceal the truth or the real nature of:
to dissemble one's incompetence in business. To conceal/lie and hide one's true motives, thoughts, actions, etc., by some pretense; speak or act hypocritically.

*Not to be confused with the word "disassemble", to take apart, dismantle, tear down.
Dissemble in a Sentence;

Even though Beth knew she was madly in love with David, she still felt she had to dissemble (Lie & Hide) her true feelings to avoid being hurt by him, if he didn't feel the same.
Dissemble by MissDaisy May 13, 2017
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dissemble 

Neologistic contraction of “disassemble.”
Malopropism for the word: disassemble.
You must dissemble the modem to replace the display.
dissemble by ad-92129 February 12, 2012

dismumblefigoricated 

a state of mind attainable through drugs which is of unexplainable confusion
After eating five different prescriptions and an ounce of mushrooms Larry became dismumblefigoricated.
dismumblefigoricated by Noa Powers February 11, 2004

Dismember 

To but the limbs off of or vivisect a person.
He lunged forward with his sword, dismembering the other warrior.
Dismember by Lichdom January 2, 2012

dismemberment 

The severing of the limbs.
dismemberment by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Dismember 

One of the best Death Metal bands due to the garage-like sound of their guitars.
Let the Nepalm Rain
Dismember by Gunboy March 20, 2004

Dissembler 

A person who hides their real intentions and feelings; a shady motherfucker
I was going to buy a watch from that guy on the street corner, but he gave off the vibes of a dissembler
Dissembler by Slicks McRead March 9, 2023
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