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Dishcloth Dongles 

Tits that look like they have been wrung out like a dishcloth

Completely drained empty flaps of skin

Caused by accelerated weight loss or years of breast feeding
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disbeliever 

An individual that will never become a believer no matter how many facts or any amount of evidence that is placed in front of them.
There could be a yeti or bigfoot in a cage right in front of their eyes but a disbeliever would still try to explain it away.
disbeliever by jpg3 October 30, 2011

Witless Dishcloth 

'Witless Dishcloth' is a derogatory term used to insult someone when they are being obnoxious and time-wasting. This phrase was coined by James May on the first episode of season three of the Amazon Prime Exclusive and Original, The Grand Tour.
1st example (origin): I just wanna say, Hammond, you witless dishcloth!
2nd example: Patrick, are you repeating Year 11 at school? Dale asked
Patrick: Dale, I DON'T wanna talk about it mate. Alright?!? Just give it up moiiiite.
Dale: Oi dickhead, just fuckin tell me yeh?
Patrick: Just blud off, blud! Alright?!!
Dale: Oh Partick you fuckin witless dishcloth, just get the rest of the business notes down on the google doc dickhead.
Witless Dishcloth by dalespelman2 September 23, 2019

take out the dishes 

Another way of saying you need to go masterbate
"Hey before we go to maddies I need to take out the dishes"
take out the dishes by MMC78 January 15, 2016
Dishla is a georgian word for Dick and synonym of peto's large juicy manhood
You are a dishla
dishla by Shishla October 13, 2017

suspension of disbelief 

the point at which you must give up all skeptisism, and just accept what goes against all that you think you know.
when odd job, in GOLDFINGER sends a lincoln Continental into the compacter, then places the 5000 or so pound block into the back of a 1964 ranchero, and drives off...well it must had a suspension of disbelief!