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Dish Washer 

The worst job in the Restaurant business, and the lowest paying. Many people do it to start off and work their way up to a cook job, but quit due to the horrible conditions. Plus the staff don't care about you, or your goal of being a cook. They ignore you, while you spend hours cleaning pots and pans. Your arms and hands get covered in greasy dirty water, bits of cruddy food, and at the end of the day you smell horrible and your fingers are messed up from all the soap and chemicals. It's totally not worth the time or the paycheck. Avoid this job at all costs!!!
It's about time they made a machine that cleaned pots and pans instantly. Nobody wants to do Dish Washer work as a career.
Dish Washer by Metalhead83 December 1, 2011
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dish washer 

a superrior from of t-bagging. one places one's testis in the face of an inferior and begins to "acdivate the spin cycle". At this point the dish washer sipns around and squats up and down.
yo did u see that shit trav? i busted him with my D.eagle then dish washed his shit
dish washer by delta11 September 18, 2004

Tenessee Dish Washer 

When a man plays twister with a cow naked and farts until the cow cums a boat of shit.
I was having a nice chat with chadley when he said he gave a cow a tenessee dish washer while drinking the 1742 jackson pollock cock.

dishwasher tetris 

The act of fitting in as many items in a dishwasher as possible.
Due to Kim's mad dishwasher tetris skills, she was able to fit everything in one load.
dishwasher tetris by alainnduil September 25, 2010

Dishwasher Effect 

When a task you enjoyed doing by yourself previously becomes less fun when you're told to do it.

Like when you decide to be a good person and do the dishes, and then your parents ask you to do the dishes. You then no longer want to do the dishes.
You: "I was going to clean my room because I wanted to, but then my mom yelled at me to clean my room. Now I don't feel like cleaning it"

Friend: "Man that's the dishwasher effect."
Dishwasher Effect by JimsGT October 22, 2020

purple monkey dishwasher 

Despite claims this phrase originated on "The Simpsons", it actually existed long before it was used in the show. The phrase is intended to portray the distortion of facts when passed from person to person.

Its use in "The Simpsons" was accurate; Bart starts a rumour by whispering to one person who whispers it to another, etc. By the time the rumour reaches the front of the crowd, the phrase "Purple monkey dishwasher" has been added to the end due to people mishearing the original rumour as it passed from person to person.

Due to the popularity of "The Simpsons", the phrase has since become a commonly used response to opinions stated based on hearsay and unconfirmed rumours.
Person A - "I heard from a friend of a friend that John cheated on Linda with Karen!"

Person B - "Purple monkey dishwasher."
purple monkey dishwasher by godofodd September 14, 2005

Boston Dishwasher 

A person who collects used condoms and cleans them out by effectively sucking the semen from the insides.
Mikey: Don't talk to Tommy, that guy's a Boston Dishwasher.
Franky: What's that?
Mikey: He sucks cum out of condoms like cocaine residue from a Ziploc bag