Urban Dictionary: Five finger discount

How much was that?
I got it for a five finger discount.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

by N/A August 14, 2003

Discount applied to a person with all five fingers intact on each hand; as opposed to missing finger(s) blown off by fireworks or similar explosives.

George missed the five finger discount by two thumbs and an index finger.

by webdings July 10, 2008

A witty intimation that goods are stolen when someone asks the price of/ or how you acquired an item.

Jack: How much did that 6 pack of Guinness cost you?
Colin: Nothing
Jack: How'd you pull that?
Colin: Five Fingered Discount

by oz November 07, 2003

To steal something, usually a small item that can be easily hidden.

Whenever I walk past the candy rack, I give myself a five-finger discount.

by energy-void June 02, 2005

"Dude! I got a five finger discount on those womens underwear!"

by Element March 23, 2003

"How do you plan to afford that?!"
"Dude, calm down, I have a five finger discount."

by Skeddles February 05, 2008