disciplint 

Disciplint is the mispronunciation of the word "discipline" and is used by people who try to say the word when too excited or when explaining something.

"You mess up way too much! You really need to disciplint yourself more."

disciplint by KPDOSJ October 17, 2009

Discipline Den 

The hallway which leads to the offices where employees get written up, suspended, or terminated.

"I could swear I saw Freddie this morning." "He must have gotten sent to the discipline den! Hope he still has his job!"

Discipline Den by Yeyeeeee123 October 1, 2019

trigger discipline 

In gaming, trigger discipline is when one holds his/her gunfire while hiding upon seeing an enemy player walk by him/her in order to see if there are more enemies following the first player/catch the enemy off guard. It requires incredible patience and self control to not open fire on the first enemy you see since there could be more behind the first enemy walking in hence the discipline part of the term.

My buddy was able to get an Ace in Valorant with a very nice display of trigger discipline and catching them off guard.

trigger discipline by zuhazana July 1, 2020

Self Discipline 

The practice of dedicating oneself to the truth, delaying gratification, accepting responsibility, and having the capacity to plan for the future as well as being able to live in the moment.

Stop getting felony after felony, have some self discipline!

Self Discipline by Rolesstrav April 1, 2016

disciplining the primate

Male masturbation. A more respectable derivative of "spanking the monkey".

Larry was late to work today because he was up all night watching Cinemax and disciplining the primate.

disciplining the primate by SB17 August 29, 2006

Disciplinary Hearing 

Something you'll be called to at some point during your working life.

It'll be sold to you as an opportunity to state your case, but in reality the outcome will have been decided weeks before you go to the meeting.

You are strongly advised to take appropriate action and treat the hearing with the scorn and derision it deserves.

HR Manager:

We investegated our concerns that you'd been sleeping with our new secretary in the stationery cupboard and found grounds to convene a disciplinary hearing. Do you have anything to say?

Employee:

Man, she was a Brett Hart - the best there was, the best there is and the best there ever will be.

HR Manager:

I don't think you realise the seriousness of the allegations against you. I'd suggest you reconsider your comments.

Employee:

Do you think there's enough room to fit a four poster bed in there?

The floor's uncomfortable.

HR Manager escorts employee off the premises.

Manager:

Do you think he knew he was screwed before the meeting?

HR Manager:

Sounds like he was well screwed. That secretary looks like a dirty slut. I'm already looking forward to 'discipling' her.

Disciplinary Hearing by HR_Advisory March 22, 2011

Fart Discipline 

Holding back a fart until it is appropriate to release it.

Dude, I'm meeting my girlfriends parents for the first time. They'll be serving three bean salad. This will be a difficult exercise in Fart Discipline.

Fart Discipline by Mcl33tie April 29, 2010