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Non-Disciplined Children

Children who always end up either, brats or complete demons. I am speaking from experience. Always discipline your children or they will end up little devils, and probably end up being your school bully.
"Those little demons over there must be Non-Disciplined Children."

Discipline Den 

The hallway which leads to the offices where employees get written up, suspended, or terminated.
"I could swear I saw Freddie this morning." "He must have gotten sent to the discipline den! Hope he still has his job!"
Discipline Den by Yeyeeeee123 October 1, 2019

trigger discipline 

In gaming, trigger discipline is when one holds his/her gunfire while hiding upon seeing an enemy player walk by him/her in order to see if there are more enemies following the first player/catch the enemy off guard. It requires incredible patience and self control to not open fire on the first enemy you see since there could be more behind the first enemy walking in hence the discipline part of the term.
My buddy was able to get an Ace in Valorant with a very nice display of trigger discipline and catching them off guard.

Self Discipline 

The practice of dedicating oneself to the truth, delaying gratification, accepting responsibility, and having the capacity to plan for the future as well as being able to live in the moment.
Stop getting felony after felony, have some self discipline!
Self Discipline by Rolesstrav April 1, 2016

disciplining the primate

Male masturbation. A more respectable derivative of "spanking the monkey".
Larry was late to work today because he was up all night watching Cinemax and disciplining the primate.
disciplining the primate by SB17 August 29, 2006

Fart Discipline 

Holding back a fart until it is appropriate to release it.
Dude, I'm meeting my girlfriends parents for the first time. They'll be serving three bean salad. This will be a difficult exercise in Fart Discipline.
Fart Discipline by Mcl33tie April 29, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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