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Disasterology

The art of creating something just to destroy it. Also a song by Pierce The Veil, where the definition comes from.
John painted a delightful landscape piece. When he was finished, he threw it in the fireplace and watched his artwork burn, seeing how easily something beautiful can be destroyed. "It's disasterology," he said.
Disasterology by aly. April 23, 2013

Disasterclass 

An expertise in screwing something up. A specialist in failure.
I enjoyed the Spurs disasterclass last night. They really are the best are failing.
Disasterclass by smplkd October 2, 2019

disasterfest

An infestation of disaster. A disaster so raw and uncalled for that the only natural reaction when confronted with one is to slap the person next to you for relief.
Katie was just spotted doing the walk of shame. Her hair was all over the place along with her clothes and makeup. She looks like a complete disasterfest.
disasterfest by Joey Sis December 21, 2010

Disasterclass 

(Slang) 1. Opposite for masterclass, used chiefly on Football Twitter & among friends of friends.

2. Total failure in some activity or endeavor

3. Poor display of a skill of someone or a team who are deemed to be good at it
1. A disasterclass from Manchester United got them thumped by 4 goals to nil by Brentford
Disasterclass by AdManny August 13, 2022

disasterfuck 

to defeat something/someone very badly.
Did you see De La Hoya last night? He disasterfucked Mayweather!
disasterfuck by anonymousb April 10, 2008

disasterfuck 

I complete and utterly messed up situation. Used by Jon Stewart in the Daily Show on 3-Oct-06. It was a reference to the situation and war in Iraq.
This is a complete disasterfuck.
disasterfuck by taslack January 8, 2007