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Disasterclass 

(Slang) 1. Opposite for masterclass, used chiefly on Football Twitter & among friends of friends.

2. Total failure in some activity or endeavor

3. Poor display of a skill of someone or a team who are deemed to be good at it
1. A disasterclass from Manchester United got them thumped by 4 goals to nil by Brentford
Disasterclass by AdManny August 13, 2022

Disastercase 

A person who is completely fucked in life.
That person is a walking disaster waiting to happen. They are a Disastercase.
Disastercase by CrazyjoC18 February 26, 2019

Disterclass 

When somebodys tweet makes you want to hululer you can say that his tweet is a disterclass
Gael’s last tweet is so genant, this guy is finito, he can’t tweet anything but disterclasses
Disterclass by Greg le goat March 6, 2021

disasterass 

a combination of the words "disaster" and "ass": noun

1.) used to describe the backside of a woman who has spent copious hours sitting on a kitchen chair while chatting online in the same pajamas that she wore the previous day while folding that day's previous day's laundry.

2.) also used to describe the resulting keister of a porn slut appearing in one of those anal gaping features that seem to be gaining popularity lately
SitOnMeShamrock: Yo dude, did you see that pic that (non-descript screen name) sent out the other day?

Jweed439: Yeah, classic case of disasterass if ever i saw one.

Dazasterclass 

A Dazasterclass is when an FPL player chases points after a shit player has one good week (e.g Jordan Ayew, Andros Townsend & Chris Wood), transfers them in for a -4 & has a horrible week in FPL.
A disastrous week can happen to the best FPL players but only Daz cunniffe can have a Dazasterclass
“Did you see what Daz did in FPL this week?.
No?, what did the retard do?.
-8’d for Wood and Jordan Ayew…..both blanked.
Another Dazasterclass!, what’s new.
Dazasterclass by Macca10Yeahhhhh January 21, 2024
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026