Disasterclass

An expertise in screwing something up. A specialist in failure.

I enjoyed the Spurs disasterclass last night. They really are the best are failing.

by smplkd October 2, 2019

Disasterclass

(Slang) 1. Opposite for masterclass, used chiefly on Football Twitter & among friends of friends.

2. Total failure in some activity or endeavor

3. Poor display of a skill of someone or a team who are deemed to be good at it

1. A disasterclass from Manchester United got them thumped by 4 goals to nil by Brentford

by AdManny August 13, 2022

Disastercase

A person who is completely fucked in life.

That person is a walking disaster waiting to happen. They are a Disastercase.

by CrazyjoC18 February 26, 2019

Disterclass

When somebody’s tweet makes you want to hululer you can say that his tweet is a disterclass

Gael’s last tweet is so genant, this guy is finito, he can’t tweet anything but disterclasses

by Greg le goat March 6, 2021

disasterass

a combination of the words "disaster" and "ass": noun

1.) used to describe the backside of a woman who has spent copious hours sitting on a kitchen chair while chatting online in the same pajamas that she wore the previous day while folding that day's previous day's laundry.

2.) also used to describe the resulting keister of a porn slut appearing in one of those anal gaping features that seem to be gaining popularity lately

SitOnMeShamrock: Yo dude, did you see that pic that (non-descript screen name) sent out the other day?

Jweed439: Yeah, classic case of disasterass if ever i saw one.

by SitOnMeShamrock July 1, 2011

Dazasterclass

A Dazasterclass is when an FPL player chases points after a shit player has one good week (e.g Jordan Ayew, Andros Townsend & Chris Wood), transfers them in for a -4 & has a horrible week in FPL.
A disastrous week can happen to the best FPL players but only Daz cunniffe can have a Dazasterclass

“Did you see what Daz did in FPL this week?.
No?, what did the retard do?.
-8’d for Wood and Jordan Ayew…..both blanked.
Another Dazasterclass!, what’s new.

by Macca10Yeahhhhh January 21, 2024