verb//(dis-un-der-stand)- to fail to comprehend or understand why something is the way it is, when it is obvious that the situation should be otherwise or the situation defies logic or common sence. Similar in meaning to misunderstand, however it implies that the speaker blames the sourse, often a person or group of people, for intentional causing confusion or simply being too lazy to clarify the situation.
I just got a soda from the machine and it's flat. I disunderstand; I just saw the soda man stock the machines.
by Aden Sickle April 21, 2008
To believe something with great confidence that in fact is verifiably false.
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"It's clear you disunderstand how a baby comes in to the world because it's pretty much established that storks aren't involved."
by Webster's Nightmare January 28, 2011
When a person falsely believes that they've been slighted by something written or said by another person, when in fact it was actually something taken out of context.
Let's say you have a friend named Tom who happens to have an identical twin who's also named Tom but the difference being that this one is an unlikable hideous slob and one day your friend eavesdrops on you disrespecting his unkempt bro and he gets angry because he thinks you're talking about him, hence you have a disunderstanding on your hands.
by hadoukentotheface May 18, 2020
A word created by jack in a random discord call
Means - the state of complete and utter crippling lack of understanding
Means - the state of complete and utter crippling lack of understanding
by CoolGuy42069911 December 26, 2020
A word created by jack in a random discord call
Means - the state of complete and utter crippling lack of understandment
Means - the state of complete and utter crippling lack of understandment
by CoolGuy42069911 December 26, 2020