Disunderstand

verb//(dis-un-der-stand)- to fail to comprehend or understand why something is the way it is, when it is obvious that the situation should be otherwise or the situation defies logic or common sence. Similar in meaning to misunderstand, however it implies that the speaker blames the sourse, often a person or group of people, for intentional causing confusion or simply being too lazy to clarify the situation.

I just got a soda from the machine and it's flat. I disunderstand; I just saw the soda man stock the machines.

by Aden Sickle April 21, 2008

Disunderstand

To believe something with great confidence that in fact is verifiably false.

Disunderstanding

Disunderstood

"It's clear you disunderstand how a baby comes in to the world because it's pretty much established that storks aren't involved."

by Webster's Nightmare February 18, 2011

Misunderstanding

If you don't know where you stand with somebody, I'd say your moral compass isn't the only one that needs repairs.

Alan- I don't know where I stand with you boss.
Dave- The same place you were standing a minute ago Alan, you're standing directly in front of me, so until you choose a new set of coordinates that is where you stand with me. What is the misunderstanding here?

by Solid Mantis April 24, 2017

Dunderstand

To dun or don't understand.

I dunderstand what you're driving at.

by maltar January 7, 2011

The misunderstander

Someone who thinks everyone is misunderstood.

The misunderstander: I think Ted Bundy was misunderstood.

by Ross Cromwell July 22, 2016

First sex misunderstanding

When male virgin thinks he’s gonna get laid, but he gets his ass ripped.

Hej Vojta, how was your first sex with Zuzka?
Well it was first sex misunderstanding. It was more like fist sex and I can’t even sit down properly because my ass is inside out.

by Rick McFire February 17, 2020

disderstand

dis·der·stand / Verb /

1. A formal way of saying i understand you.
2. Comprehending and criticising at the same time
2. To criticise a stand

I disderstand that you are unorganised and disinterested

by Dam John Mosh June 9, 2011