dirtyjoe
A dirty joke is when you get that itch deep in your a** and you stick your finger up there. And Then when you pull it out you sniff it and lick your finger that my friend is a dirtyjoe
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Dirty Joe
A guy is doing a girl in the ass and during the process she farts on his dick; giving him a Dirty Joe.
Dirty Joe by Tony Tollefson February 1, 2008
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Dirty Joe Biden by Dirty Joe Biden October 30, 2020
dirty joe rogan
An act between a man, a woman and a shemale where the woman takes a long thin shit on the mans penis, which is then slurped off by the shemale. The most difficult part of this sex move, is the fear factor.
Mom: "How did you get shit streaks in the FRONT of your underwear?"
Son: "Me and a couple of friends did a dirty joe rogan this morning!"
Pablo and Trina were arrested after they tried to get an undercover to perform a "dirty joe rogan"
Son: "Me and a couple of friends did a dirty joe rogan this morning!"
Pablo and Trina were arrested after they tried to get an undercover to perform a "dirty joe rogan"
dirty joe rogan by Sammoot November 22, 2013
dirty joe exotic
A man who married a lot of (straight) men. A man who is gayer than a three dollar bill. A man who enjoyed (drugs) (tigers) and talking trash about that bitch (Carole baskin) who knows on a scale of one to sardine oil, she knows what happened to her ex husband! He’s as sure as a bleached mullet and hanging on stronger than a damn eyebrow ring on some good ole southern (alligator) skin.
Dirty Joe Exotic is honest down to the bones of expired Walmart meat lovers pizza served fresh and hot off the salmonella truck.
dirty joe exotic by BBQCJB April 16, 2020
Dirty Joe
When a Big Black guy puts peanut butter and jelly on his balls and t-bags an Asian midget, While listening to "low rider"
Dirty Joe by Jkdeeznuts April 27, 2022
Dirty Joe
Dirty Joe by TrollLol6969 November 24, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026