dirty potatos 

When the male inserts his testicles into a womans anus and pulls them out. The resulting testicles will look like DIRTY POTATOS.

Nobody likes the taste of dirty potatos.

dirty potatos by SnakeStang May 30, 2008

dirty potato

The origin of the word is found in the culinary world where one mashes a potato while keeping the skin crushed along with the potato, thus making the potato seem to be "dirty." However, when eating these potatoes along side a girl who is strikingly beautiful but suspiciously anxious to hop in bed, one can clearly make the connection that is the definition of a "dirty potato." As you gaze at the soft, pleasant, tasteful aspects of the potato one can look up and find similarly beautiful aspects of the woman. However, when you get a taste of that sometimes bitter, unclean, downtrodden from years in the dirt only to be pulled from the ground to be enjoyed as a breif taste sensation... but suprisingly delightful and pleasing, only think back to the night before, when you both were engaged in the most vile and depraved acts of sexual misconduct you were ever lucky enough to be a part of, and one will finally see the true meaning of "dirty potato."

Good Lord, she did that?!!!?!??!

What a f***ing DP (Dirty Potato)!!!

2 quotes from one of the words creators:

"Yo, Im gonna be hittin' up some serious DP action tonight..."

"We're rollin' deep with DP's tonight."

dirty potato by Kent Rockefeller April 6, 2004

dirty potato

one who is easily taken advantage of sexually but who is very attractive and put together however loves the D

That dirty potato put her number in my phone while I was cleaning myself up

dirty potato by Kent March 26, 2004

dirty potato chip 

When engaging in sex from behind the male in the situation pulls out and ejaculates on to the back of the female and promptly pulls her in for some sweet spooning action. All along this ejaculatory fluid is drying to a "crust" Upon waking from the sex induced slumber you have just enjoyed you feed her the "crust" like a potato chip. Betcha can't have just one.

A: You want to do what to Eva Mendes??
B: I totally would give Eva Mendes a Dirty Potato Chip!!
A: You mean you would unknowingly feed her your dry cum??
B: Yes, Yes I would!
A: I totally Dirty Potato Chipped your mom!

dirty potato chip by Amandaholes November 6, 2007

Dirty Potato

A demeaning sexual gesture involving smearing feces on one's testicles and tea-bagging an individual while they are unaware.

I gave my cheating ex-girlfriend a dirty potato on her birthday.

Dirty Potato by D.isfor.Donut September 4, 2018

Dirty Potato

When an individual with a penis and testicles inserts said testicles into their partner's anus. Oftentimes, the "potatoes" will come out covered in feces.

A sexual act that is not for the faint of heart.

Ashley and I did the Dirty Potato last night.

Dirty Potato by johnfortnitekreger February 1, 2023

Dirty Potatoes

A respones to when somebody says something that has either an explicitly or implicitly dirty meaning, similar in use to That's what she said

"The fire won't light because all my wood is wet."
"Dirty potatoes!"

Originating in a nerd community in south Dublin, Ireland.

Dirty potatoes!

Dirty Potatoes by ThEyeball Kid December 14, 2010