Definitions by D.isfor.Donut

Dock Squeeker 

A woman so big you can hear her walking on the dock before you can see her.

Did you hear that? It must be a dock squeeker comin.

Dock Squeeker by D.isfor.Donut August 26, 2021

Clap and Squeak 

From the Scottish Clapshot and British Bubble and Squeak, Clap and Squeak is a version of Bubble and Squeak made with Clapshot as the base.
It is a mashed mixture of carrot, potato, and turnip. Sliced and lightly simmered cabbage and kale are mixed in, then the dish is put into a buttered baking dish. Panko bread crumbs and cheese are put on top and then bake until brown. The namesake of the british dish comes from the sounds it makes in the oven while cooking.

I love a good clap and squeak with my scotch eggs.

Clap and Squeak by D.isfor.Donut September 18, 2020

Dirty Potato

A demeaning sexual gesture involving smearing feces on one's testicles and tea-bagging an individual while they are unaware.

I gave my cheating ex-girlfriend a dirty potato on her birthday.

Dirty Potato by D.isfor.Donut September 4, 2018