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dirty pear 

also called the hairy pear. Better known as the womens vagina.
I slowly licked her dirty pear.
dirty pear by The Mush August 22, 2007
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dirty pearl

An adaptation of the glorious pearl necklace with a twist! After completing anal coitus the male participant removes his penis and ejaculates on the neckline of their partner. Thus, completing the Dirty Pearl.
Ben ripped his throbbing penis out of Bethany's ass and came on her neck giving her a dirty pearl.
dirty pearl by Whiskey Shits June 12, 2014

dirty pearse 

Someone who likes to give girls it up the anus as his penis is relatively small like most Pearse’s but he usually straps them to a tree of some sort and opens up there bum hole and sometimes puts his nose in it but usually his penis
Here Kathy open up your bum cheeks and I’ll give You a dirty Pearse
dirty pearse by William1969 May 14, 2020

dirty pearce

When a man pulls out his 69 foot cock and busts all over the window of a bus, impregnating EVERYONE inside
"Oh no! He pulled a dirty Pearce! I can already feel it kicking..."
dirty pearce by anonymous April 18, 2023

dirty weanie pearl dick tit 

when a man rubs his own shitty finger across his upper lip while he simultaneously slaps another guys dick with his, and finishes up by cumming on a girls tit.
"last night during that orgy i succesfully performed a Dirty Weanie Pearl Dick Tit."

dirt pearl 

The compressed chunks of oil, dirt, debris and dead skin that form deep in the hidden folds of your naval.

Not to be confused with common daily belly button lint, they usually apply only to individuals with "innie" belly buttons. Dirt pearls can not simply be washed away but instead must be methodically removed, usually with the use of a narrow tool such as a pair of tweezers.
When cleaning your belly button, make sure you clean deeply and thoroughly to remove the dirt pearls. This is important to personal hygiene much in the same way as cleaning under your finger nails.
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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