dirty maria

basically, its when a girl gets a sudden urge to stick one of her digits up her twat and then afterards finds a young lady to go to sneak up behind and wipe said finger under this unsuspecting lady's nose.

That bitch stole my boyfriend, I'm gonna get nasty on myself and give that cunt a dirty Maria.

by Tnips May 9, 2006

Dirty Maria

A big booty bitch that eats all her friend's ass and kisses herself in the mirror.

Girl: Who is eating my ass?
Girl 2: Probably dirty maria.

by nyamnun January 18, 2023

Dirty Maria Sanchez

a.) When a woman masturbates during overt menstruation (during her period), then wipes the remnants (consisting of blood and other female fluids) on her partners upper lip.

b.) A female inserts her fingers into her vagina during overt menstruation, then wipes the blood on her partners upper lip.

Did you hear... Jessica gave John a Dirty Maria Sanchez!

by aleiro May 9, 2009

Dirty Santa Maria

A dirty Santa Maria is when you give freaky sex to Santa and he cums once a year and only Fucks people named Maria and also loves people named Maria to dip cookies in his cum after santa cums

Last Christmas I got a dirty Santa Maria and i loved it so much and it was smooth and creamy

by Kelvin. D September 30, 2021