dirty lay

A skank bitch who doesn't bathe

Dude, I can't believe you fucked that skank. Man, she was a dirty lay

by Slick&Silly July 29, 2017

Dirty Layton

The Canadian equivalent of the Dirty Sanchez.

Named after the famously 70's porn-starish moustache of New Democratic Party (NDP) leader Jack Layton.

Since Canadians are stereotypically polite, the explicit definition is left under the Dirty Sanchez header. The definition of a Dirty Layton is broad enough to also incorporate the Dirty Sanchez's first cousin, the Dirty Rodruigez.

Also used as a metaphor for any particularly distasteful or grossly disrespectful act.

- Hey hoser, I don't know what you're talkin' aboot, I didn't give you the Dirty Layton. I cleaned up with that oily rag over there. (literal)

- Man, don't spill s*&t in my car then shrug like it's not your problem, that's just a Dirty Layton move... (metaphor)

- Some people also consider the scandals that Jean Chretien left for Paul Martin to deal with as a HUGE Dirty Layton.

- For American readers, the deficits Bush left for Obama to clean up... also a HUGE Dirty Layton

by Mr_Furious April 5, 2009

Dirty Layla

A short lady who reaks of marijuana and always likes to eat chips on the mic and loves jalapeño hot Cheetos

She’s a real dirty Layla

by StinkyCheetoMonkeyThe3rd April 17, 2020

dirty layne

When a guy rubs his dick up and down a woman's ass crack directly after she takes a shit, then she willfully sucks him off.

Her: Hey Matt can we do the dirty Layne tonight?

by Dickskabob July 20, 2019

dirty Layan

A low hum in exchange of a moan during the violent act of rough 69ing. Or rather when one partner chokes on the other's massive member.

"I was about to tell mom and dad what i'd caught them doing when I heard her let out a dirty Layan and joined in the fun"

by kyras.massive.dick October 8, 2022

Dirty Laykin

When you are having sex with a man, and the guy stops and with his dick in your vagina starts eating a sandwich for a break, then decides to pull out, and cum on it because its not flavorful enough. After that the man (90% Of The Time Named Laykin) stick his big toe in your anus and in sync with his toe, and dick goes in and out. This is when you need to leave, because after that, he will drug you, and you will wake up with an empty bottle of lube halfway in your vagina, and a stinging pain in your anus because of him having sex with your drugged body.

Laykin gave me a Dirty Laykin, and I almost want one again!

by DA BOYIIIZZ January 31, 2023

dirty Layon

a person who smokes marijuana during sex

Do you want to do a dirty Layon we just need the weed

by Weed lover brazil July 27, 2024