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Dirty hobo 

Feeling like a dirty hobo, is when you have been working for weeks straight without taking a shower or any form of cleaning.
" I feel like a dirty hobo right now dude"

Dirty Hobo Cock 

1.) A total asshole, sack of shit.
2.) One who possesses the traits of a jerk off.
3.) Emphasis on something really sucky or shitty.
1.) That prick who stole my wallet is a dirty hobo cock.

2.) Bernie Madoff is a God dam dirty hobo cock.

3.) Getting laid-off sucks. It sucks dirty hobo cock.

The Dirty Hobo 

The dirty hobo is when you are taking a shit on the toilet, then put your non dominate hand under a buttcheek until numb, then you masterbate with that same hand.

Created by Josh Romney and co-creator Jacob Romney.
Dude you’ve gotta try the dirty hobo it’s a game changer

Hobo dirty 

When you become so dirty from outdoor activities (i.e. train hopping, camping, sleeping in a dirt lot) that no matter how hard you scrub you just can't get it off and you just have to wait it out. Also includes dirt that can not be removed from under your nails.
"I made Jack take a shower before I would have sex with him, he said he just took a shower, but it turned out he was hobo dirty."

dirtyrobo 

Getting hit in the face by fecal particulate when spinning the wheel of excuses.
Dude, "kid ate the cell phone battery", that excuse gets him the dirtyrobo.
dirtyrobo by czar_cornholio April 26, 2007