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Dirty Greg 

When a guy picks up a woman married to a public official, goes back to her place, meets her husband being introduced as an old friend, and then fucks her in their bed after he leaves
Did you hear about Hank? He got Dirty Greg’ed by his wife, and she came harder than ever before. he’s fucking pissed, and a cuck
Dirty Greg by Zamurath December 4, 2018
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dirty greg 

When one guy gets naked and waits for his lover to come home then hangs his ass over the roll bars of the Jeep while his boyfriend fucks him in the ass.
Joey and Greg were doing the dirty greg when their parents walked in to the garage.

Mom it's not what it looks like.
dirty greg by samantha boner October 9, 2006

Dirty Old Greg Blunpkin 

when u take an exlax , wait an hour , tuck ur dick between ur legs and get ur girl to blow u from behind and then shit in her face .
I walked in my moms room and seen my mom and uncle and they were doing an dirty old greg blunpkin.i seen a smile on his face and shit on my moms

Dirty Gregory 

When your girl sticks razor blades in her pussy and you fuck her to achieve an improvised circumcision, whilst also putting the both of you in critical condition
Girl: “Are you uncircumcised? Lemme give you a dirty Gregory!”
Dirty Gregory by Sticky Manny December 21, 2022

Dirty Gregory 

When someone is clearly at their computer but chooses to ignore you while still reading everything you type. This person is an unapologetic internet lurker and should be kept away from children.
"I was trying to talk to my friend on Gchat about these Jets tickets I just bought us, he wouldn't participate in the conversation claiming he had to study for the CPA but really he was just giving me a Dirty Gregory."
Dirty Gregory by theDoc14 August 3, 2009

dirtygreens 

The hood versrion of the best drug store out there, Walgreens

Walgreens aka Dirtygreens
I gotta stop at the Dirtygreens to get my perscription
dirtygreens by Jimmy Dick May 4, 2008
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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