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dirty caden

Cutting a hole through your eurethra and beating off to a 96 and a half year-old lady getting a plastic spork from dairy queen melted onto her knee cap.
Bro I heard Ted did a dirty caden last night
dirty caden by Anal doge February 11, 2022

The Dirty Cade 

The act of consuming crickets whilst having anal sex with a female.
My girl got me an xbox one for my birthday, so you already know she’s getting The Dirty Cade tonight.

Dirty Caden

A kid that has a laser mouse and cuts out your anus then shoves it down your throat with a water bottle back in place
did you hear about that kid had a Dirty Caden last night?
Dirty Caden by ./\.#dirtbike./\. March 20, 2020

Dirty Cade 

When one sees the Dean of Education at a college wearing a skirt and proceeds to say “nice legs”
He pulled a Dirty Cade but do you blame him?
Dirty Cade by Masons ask April 14, 2020

Dirty Cadence 

when you turn someone innocent into a druggie man whore
Cory got a dirty cadence pulled on him

Dirty Caden

The act of which a girl/guy sucks on a mans right testicle with a straw big enough to get it stuck.
Guy 1: man after hooking up with britanny, I had to go to the hospital and get the straw removed
guy 2: sounds like she gave you the dirty caden..Im SUPER jealous
Dirty Caden by thicc.brown.bish January 2, 2022