dirty biscuits

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1.the best possible hand you can have in poker.
A.K.A "the nuts"
2.something beyond extremely awesome

Man! I flopped the dirty biscuits and some donkey called my all in with a nine two off suit

dirty biscuits by Willerbug March 21, 2007

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Dirty Biscuits

You fuxk her in the ass and then cum into a biscuit and s/he eats it. Extra points if it’s a Red Lobster biscuit or have gravy/choc sauce.

Oh I had breakfast, we did dirty biscuits with left over Red Lobster biscuits this morning.

Dirty Biscuits by GinanJuc November 1, 2023

Related Words

dirty biscuits • Dirty Biscuits and Gravy • Dirt Biscuit • dirty • Dirty Bird • dirty south • dirty harry • Dirty thirty • dirty d • Dirty Mike

Dirty Biscuits and Gravy

The act of ejaculating onto someones face, shaking salt and pepper on it, finishing with them eating it off with a biscuit.

My girlfriend was hungry and horny this morning so I hooked her up with a order of my Dirty Biscuits and Gravy. She LOVED it !!

Dirty Biscuits and Gravy by Captain Sanchez SPR November 27, 2009

Dirty Biscuit

A game in which a group of men gather around a slice of bread and the last man who ejaculates on the bread must eat it.

I played dirty biscuit last night, and thank god I didn't lose. Larry had to eat the cum soaked biscuit.

Dirty Biscuit by thermostat January 22, 2009

dirty biscuit

A dirty biscuit is the last biscuit you make from the left over dough in a batch of biscuits. It always is a different shape than the others.

"When I was small the kids would fuss over the dirty biscuit."

dirty biscuit by holy combat man October 2, 2014

Dirty Biscuit

A group of guys get in a circle with a biscuit on the ground, the last one to ejaculate on it has to eat it or it is thrown at them

These 5 guys go in a dark closet and start masturbating, there is a biscuit on the floor in the middle of them. All but one guy ejaculates on it, that one guy has to eat the biscuit or have it thrown at him. Hence the name "dirty biscuit"

Dirty Biscuit by Milsey Boy March 21, 2010

Dirty Biscuit

A sexual act in which you ejaculate into a biscuit and insert it into your partners butt. You then proceed to engage in anal sex and after you finish, you remove the biscuit and eat it.

Me and Wendy did a Dirty Biscuit last night!

Dirty Biscuit by Hairy Knuckles McGee October 22, 2008

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026