dirty biscuits
1.the best possible hand you can have in poker.
A.K.A "the nuts"
2.something beyond extremely awesome
A.K.A "the nuts"
2.something beyond extremely awesome
dirty biscuits by Willerbug March 21, 2007
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Dirty Biscuits
You fuxk her in the ass and then cum into a biscuit and s/he eats it. Extra points if it’s a Red Lobster biscuit or have gravy/choc sauce.
Dirty Biscuits by GinanJuc November 1, 2023
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Dirty Biscuits and Gravy
The act of ejaculating onto someones face, shaking salt and pepper on it, finishing with them eating it off with a biscuit.
My girlfriend was hungry and horny this morning so I hooked her up with a order of my Dirty Biscuits and Gravy. She LOVED it !!
Dirty Biscuits and Gravy by Captain Sanchez SPR November 27, 2009
Dirty Biscuit
A game in which a group of men gather around a slice of bread and the last man who ejaculates on the bread must eat it.
I played dirty biscuit last night, and thank god I didn't lose. Larry had to eat the cum soaked biscuit.
Dirty Biscuit by thermostat January 22, 2009
dirty biscuit
A dirty biscuit is the last biscuit you make from the left over dough in a batch of biscuits. It always is a different shape than the others.
dirty biscuit by holy combat man October 2, 2014
Dirty Biscuit
A group of guys get in a circle with a biscuit on the ground, the last one to ejaculate on it has to eat it or it is thrown at them
These 5 guys go in a dark closet and start masturbating, there is a biscuit on the floor in the middle of them. All but one guy ejaculates on it, that one guy has to eat the biscuit or have it thrown at him. Hence the name "dirty biscuit"
Dirty Biscuit by Milsey Boy March 21, 2010
Dirty Biscuit
A sexual act in which you ejaculate into a biscuit and insert it into your partners butt. You then proceed to engage in anal sex and after you finish, you remove the biscuit and eat it.
Dirty Biscuit by Hairy Knuckles McGee October 22, 2008
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