dirtise
dirtise by Hercolena Oliver March 31, 2009
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dirtied cloth
A used tampon women use to soak up shit and other bodily fluids, often times results in being wiped on her partner, typically bitchy male figures.
Jon gets into some weird sexual fantasies presented by his master Sarah, one of which is the recurring slap to the face by her dirtied cloths. They currently live together and she has him locked up in the dungeon as he messed up severely with the knife to split incident, as news about that damned urethraholic got out after Jon decided to perform a postmortem delivery. His mind has been a bit screwy lately and mistakes were made. There's a special task force in the police department currently investigating .
dirtied cloth by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016
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Stack'n Dirties
Upon discovering the water has been turned off, due to non-payment, the occupants of the home continue to use the toilet until it is filled to the brim with shit and sour piss .
Stack'n Dirties by C-Money666 January 11, 2020
DirtSearch
The act of Searching Public Records, looking for any "Dirt" on a person. All this is done For Free At DirtSearch.org. Where The most Comprehensive Public Record Searches are Done FREE of Charge. DirtSearch Had Established them Selves as the Premier Public Records Search Engine on the Internet. Covering Every State in the United States with over 4,500 data Sources and Counting.
DirtSearch.org
DirtSearch.org
Student 1:
"Man I finally got some Dirt on my Math Teacher."
Student 2:
"How did you do that?" "I been trying to do the same since Sixth Grade"
Student 1:
"I took me lees then 5 Minutes at DirtSearch.org"
"Man I finally got some Dirt on my Math Teacher."
Student 2:
"How did you do that?" "I been trying to do the same since Sixth Grade"
Student 1:
"I took me lees then 5 Minutes at DirtSearch.org"
DirtSearch by selvol December 19, 2012
The dirties
The dirties by Izik February 28, 2017
dropping dirties
dropping dirties by Joe Schaefer August 6, 2005
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