selvol's definitions

potato texter

A co-worker too lazy to get up and walk 200 feet to deliver a message to you.

Instead they send your phone a text message and expect a confirmation it was received.

Receiver of the text :
As they roll backwards 5 feet into the hall and shout. "Bill, you lazy Potato texter I got the message."

Bill: Sends another message that reads "K".

by selvol July 31, 2010

Bitch Flipped

While waiting to turn left at a traffic light that is red

You Decide it would be faster to turn right, and flip a bitch.
Right after you turn around the traffic lights change and you are now sitting at another red light in the same intersection.

Man I'm in a real hurry to get some poontang and this light is taking way too long. I better go right and do a u-turn.
I hope I don;t get bitch flipped and waist 3 more minutes.

by selvol August 9, 2012

SelVol

SelVol, Quite Simply the Volume control of ones Cell Phone when spoken in Ebonics.

Yo cuz I can't hear this Fool.
I think My SelVol is too low.

by selvol April 16, 2011

SOLOMON WILLIAMS

I am a Crafty computer Guinness that does stuff others can only dream of doing with a computer.

My knowledge will almost always finds it way into an Illegal action where someone looses Money & that someone is never me.

For fun I'll hack and get things like this definition published.

Damn Solomon Williams just don't stop with his Computer mayhem.

No I don't.

by selvol August 28, 2012

YAPENYIN

"Your Opinion".
When Spoken in the Language of "Ebonics".

Negro 1:
Yo Tyrone, whats YAPENYIN on the new girl in school.
Negro 2:
She look Good.

by selvol August 18, 2012

ChiKin

1/2 Chicano and 1/2 (kinfolk) Black.

Check out that ChiKin playing Basket Ball.

I am.

He can Jump High,
But sucks at everything else.

by selvol August 16, 2012

Shihem

A Shy person that has a penis and vagina.
A Shy Shim.

What up with that Shim it never talks to anyone?
Oh it's a Shihem.

by selvol August 27, 2012