While waiting to turn left at a traffic light that is red
You Decide it would be faster to turn right, and flip a bitch.
Right after you turn around the traffic lights change and you are now sitting at another red light in the same intersection.
You Decide it would be faster to turn right, and flip a bitch.
Right after you turn around the traffic lights change and you are now sitting at another red light in the same intersection.
Man I'm in a real hurry to get some poontang and this light is taking way too long. I better go right and do a u-turn.
I hope I don;t get bitch flipped and waist 3 more minutes.
I hope I don;t get bitch flipped and waist 3 more minutes.
by selvol August 09, 2012

I am a Crafty computer Guinness that does stuff others can only dream of doing with a computer.
My knowledge will almost always finds it way into an Illegal action where someone looses Money & that someone is never me.
For fun I'll hack and get things like this definition published.
My knowledge will almost always finds it way into an Illegal action where someone looses Money & that someone is never me.
For fun I'll hack and get things like this definition published.
by selvol August 28, 2012

A person that beats off to others "Selfie's".
And may friend request someone just to get a look at their Photo album.
And may friend request someone just to get a look at their Photo album.
Facebook Fucker: Yea I fuck all kinds of women on Facebook.
Person 2: Have you ever fucked any off of Facebook.
Person 2: Have you ever fucked any off of Facebook.
by selvol December 17, 2013

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by selvol August 27, 2012

The act of Searching Public Records, looking for any "Dirt" on a person. All this is done For Free At DirtSearch.org. Where The most Comprehensive Public Record Searches are Done FREE of Charge. DirtSearch Had Established them Selves as the Premier Public Records Search Engine on the Internet. Covering Every State in the United States with over 4,500 data Sources and Counting.
DirtSearch.org
DirtSearch.org
Student 1:
"Man I finally got some Dirt on my Math Teacher."
Student 2:
"How did you do that?" "I been trying to do the same since Sixth Grade"
Student 1:
"I took me lees then 5 Minutes at DirtSearch.org"
"Man I finally got some Dirt on my Math Teacher."
Student 2:
"How did you do that?" "I been trying to do the same since Sixth Grade"
Student 1:
"I took me lees then 5 Minutes at DirtSearch.org"
by selvol December 19, 2012

A condition that effects an oil pipe smoker when smoking with others (usually after a period of non-use) when after taking a hit, find they cannot seem to pass the pipe to the next smoker unless and until every hit available has been taken. Once the bowl is cashed the smoker realizes they've just suffered a case of cantpassthepipeilis and must now explain this to the other oil smokers now awaiting their turn.
"Oops sorry, the oil pipe is now empty due to my case of cantpassthepipeilis."
Smoker 1 is continuously smoking the oil pipe. Therefore, Smoker 2 asks him, "you gonna pass that to me or do you have Cantpassthepipeilis?"
Smoker 1 is continuously smoking the oil pipe. Therefore, Smoker 2 asks him, "you gonna pass that to me or do you have Cantpassthepipeilis?"
by selvol August 17, 2012
