selvol's definitions

facebook fucker

A person that beats off to others "Selfie's".

And may friend request someone just to get a look at their Photo album.

Facebook Fucker: Yea I fuck all kinds of women on Facebook.
Person 2: Have you ever fucked any off of Facebook.

by selvol December 17, 2013

SOLOMON WILLIAMS

I am a Crafty computer Guinness that does stuff others can only dream of doing with a computer.

My knowledge will almost always finds it way into an Illegal action where someone looses Money & that someone is never me.

For fun I'll hack and get things like this definition published.

Damn Solomon Williams just don't stop with his Computer mayhem.

No I don't.

by selvol August 28, 2012

YAPENYIN

"Your Opinion".
When Spoken in the Language of "Ebonics".

Negro 1:
Yo Tyrone, whats YAPENYIN on the new girl in school.
Negro 2:
She look Good.

by selvol August 18, 2012

SelVol

SelVol, Quite Simply the Volume control of ones Cell Phone when spoken in Ebonics.

Yo cuz I can't hear this Fool.
I think My SelVol is too low.

by selvol April 16, 2011

Bitch Flipped

While waiting to turn left at a traffic light that is red

You Decide it would be faster to turn right, and flip a bitch.
Right after you turn around the traffic lights change and you are now sitting at another red light in the same intersection.

Man I'm in a real hurry to get some poontang and this light is taking way too long. I better go right and do a u-turn.
I hope I don;t get bitch flipped and waist 3 more minutes.

by selvol August 9, 2012

Cantpassthepipeilis

A condition that effects an oil pipe smoker when smoking with others (usually after a period of non-use) when after taking a hit, find they cannot seem to pass the pipe to the next smoker unless and until every hit available has been taken. Once the bowl is cashed the smoker realizes they've just suffered a case of cantpassthepipeilis and must now explain this to the other oil smokers now awaiting their turn.

"Oops sorry, the oil pipe is now empty due to my case of cantpassthepipeilis."

Smoker 1 is continuously smoking the oil pipe. Therefore, Smoker 2 asks him, "you gonna pass that to me or do you have Cantpassthepipeilis?"

by selvol August 17, 2012

Shihem

A Shy person that has a penis and vagina.
A Shy Shim.

What up with that Shim it never talks to anyone?
Oh it's a Shihem.

by selvol August 27, 2012