dirtfloor

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A ridiculously filthy floor on which one's feet can easily become stuck.

Billy: "Dude, I was walking through the kitchen earlier, and I almost fell, because my feet got stuck to the dirtfloor."
Frank: "Really? You're pretty fuckin' stupid!"

dirtfloor by Terry Alegante May 23, 2008

Words you can keep

dirtfoot

A female who is over-willing to have sex with anyone who asks

This term arose due to women being so willing to have sex that they would walk from their home to their partner's home barefoot because they were in such a rush to get to the action that they forgot to put on shoes. The result being they have dirty feet upon arrival

"You know that girl Lacey? I can call her up any time ans she'll rush over to let me get it in. She's a real dirtfoot."

dirtfoot by questionablemorals April 27, 2014

Dinofloor

Trading Floors are dying out like the dinosaur - thus they should be called a Dinofloor.

Joe finished up his career as a trader on the Crude Oil Dinofloor.

Dinofloor by JRKY September 17, 2012

TEXAS DIRT FLOOR BAR HAG

A chick so skanky you wouldn't piss in her mouth if her tonsils were on fire

" She's a Texas Dirt Floor Bar Hag, I hope she chokes.

TEXAS DIRT FLOOR BAR HAG by Ricey Ripp October 5, 2006

dirt floor poor

Dort floor poor means so poor that you can't have anything nicer than a dirt floor. Usually someone who is dirt floor poor lives in a cinderblock house with a roof that has at least 6 holes in it. No glass in the windows.

That girl is perfect for me. She's dirt floor poor. Her clothes are already falling off and since I'm regular poor she thinks I live like a king. Just like the way a woman should be.

dirt floor poor by Seth anderson 2020 June 23, 2022

dirtfoot

A big, hairy, ginormous mess waiting to happen. They leave their giant smelly socks lying over the sofa for all to see and smell. Most happen to be nightriders.

Sonofabitch dirtfoot has made this whole place smell like shit.

dirtfoot by Cecil collins July 2, 2006

Dirtblood

A girl who plays sports,and is good at them, she can either be ugly or hot.

Person # 1What type of girl is she?

Person #2She is a Dirtblood.

Person #1Ahh I see.

Dirtblood by Bonzi May 13, 2005

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026