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A ridiculously filthy floor on which one's feet can easily become stuck.
Billy: "Dude, I was walking through the kitchen earlier, and I almost fell, because my feet got stuck to the dirtfloor."
Frank: "Really? You're pretty fuckin' stupid!"
dirtfloor by Terry Alegante May 23, 2008
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dirtclodding 

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Worryingly, Im sure that even if he meant it as a joke, many Slipknot fans have probably got bad infections trying it since.
dirtclodding by Stooo March 19, 2003

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a person with mixed blood worse than a mutt
mixed breeds are usually dirt blood and their family has no sense in the cause of racial purity
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I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
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Breadhead 

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A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
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"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
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