Dirtblood

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A girl who plays sports,and is good at them, she can either be ugly or hot.

Person # 1What type of girl is she?

Person #2She is a Dirtblood.

Person #1Ahh I see.

Dirtblood by Bonzi May 13, 2005

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dirtfloor

A ridiculously filthy floor on which one's feet can easily become stuck.

Billy: "Dude, I was walking through the kitchen earlier, and I almost fell, because my feet got stuck to the dirtfloor."
Frank: "Really? You're pretty fuckin' stupid!"

dirtfloor by Terry Alegante May 23, 2008

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dirtclodding

Possibly fictitious sexual practice once mentioned in an interview by Corey Taylor of pretend rock band Slipknot. Dirtclodding (if it exists) involves one partner withdrawing his member from the other's dilated anus and then (please excuse me...) poo-ing into the gaping aperture.
Worryingly, Im sure that even if he meant it as a joke, many Slipknot fans have probably got bad infections trying it since.

I darn't imagine an example...

dirtclodding by Stooo March 19, 2003

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dirt blood

a person with mixed blood worse than a mutt

mixed breeds are usually dirt blood and their family has no sense in the cause of racial purity

dirt blood by raciststoner May 15, 2009

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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