To have sex directly in or on top of dirt, sand or any type or uncovered earth that has not been prepared post coital. This can be made even more memorable if no protection is used.
"Chris banged that girl in the dirtnext to the tree in the backyard, and he didn't use a rubber."
Being at a certain point of desperation where you'll reach over to another table and help yourself to the unfinished drink of someone who's left the lounge. Common practice of stressed-out folks about to head into a sales call, going through divorce, or just want to put the "seed" in "seedy", and need that extra drink. Usually practiced after one has had a couple of drinks (to, ya know, establish that you "belong" in the establishment), and desperately reaches for some abandoned beverage in a knee-jerk, fuck-all gesture.
"Dude--drinking that beer that guy left is pretty dirtbag."
"You wanna go get drinks later--maybe a bit of dirtbagging?"
Dirtbagging. verb. To attend and event or establishment with the general wardrobe, demeanor, attitude and behavior of a typical dirtbag.
Standard dirtbag attire includes: wifebeaters, flannel shirts, old 1980s rock band t-shirts, cut-off jean shorts or ripped pants.
Guy 1: Man, we so dirtbagged that fancy restaurant last night!
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yeah, everyone was wondering why the fuck we were there. We got super hammered on the the cheapest beer they had, too!
Guy 2: dirtbagging is so awesome.
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."