dingling & dangling
dingling & dangling by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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Chain dangling in my face
Chain dangling in my face by Blckhammer69 February 16, 2020
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Dangling Farticiple
The abrupt and awkward pause in conversation when one person realizes the other has silently farted.
So Stephen, as you know corporate has asked that we begin using cover sheets on our fax reports…so, uh…um….cover sheets on theeee uhhhhh….hmmmm...
Dude, did you fart?
Dammit....dangling farticiple.
Dude, did you fart?
Dammit....dangling farticiple.
Dangling Farticiple by TacomaBeags May 4, 2011
Dangling Mandy
The end result of a dog ingesting a long hair - a turd swinging from a dogs ass, by a long hair, which is still inside the rectum.
Fido must have ingested a hair, while he was licking the carpet last night, because he had to fight to free a Dangling Mandy this morning.
Dangling Mandy by One Two February 7, 2008
Dangling dice
Kirk Lazarus: When you wrote 'I Love Tha Pussy', was you thinking about danglin' your dice on Lance's forehead? (Dangling dice)
Dangling dice by wallovt January 20, 2012
Dangling Seabiscuit
When your penis drops down after emerging from a vagina or other crevasse after you go to town on her (or him if you're into that).
The joyful feeling after you've cum and your penis can finally rest, whilst still being fully erect like a racing horse.
The joyful feeling after you've cum and your penis can finally rest, whilst still being fully erect like a racing horse.
"I pummeled her so hard that my dangling seabiscuit lasted over 30 minutes."
"That girl Nicole gave me a weak dangling seabiscuit last night."
"That girl Nicole gave me a weak dangling seabiscuit last night."
Dangling Seabiscuit by Not that Guy you think May 12, 2019
Groin Dangling
The art of talking bollocks.
Sometimes visibly faffing about and talking a load of old bollocks.
Someone is groin dangling when they spend time talking about things they think are important but everyone knows that in fact they are full of shit.
Sometimes visibly faffing about and talking a load of old bollocks.
Someone is groin dangling when they spend time talking about things they think are important but everyone knows that in fact they are full of shit.
Groin Dangling by Miccolo Chebogie June 15, 2018
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