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Dingledwarf

Being unaware of tornadoes.
Dude, there is a tornado outside your house. What tornado? I was gaming. You Dingledwarf.
by TheTreeBranch May 18, 2011
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dingledorf

A dingledorf is someone of supposed average intelligence, but makes incredibly brainless misjudgments. They are the kind of people that even the Pope could strangle with his bare hands. They make you grab you head and scream for murder. They will test you to your limits of humanity.
Oh dude, I cannot believe it. the fucking dingledorf drove off and left his wife and kids in the middle of the desert.
by Guido1 March 3, 2008
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Dingledorfing

The act of committing various acts of shenanigans to the highest degree
Stevan "hey want to go dingledorfing later today on vrchat"

Ace "sure it would be so fun"
by the bingleborf August 26, 2022
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Dinglesnarf

When you snort a line of cocaine off of your own penis.
The college boys got caught by the cops for dinglesnarfing.
by Daisy Doooooks September 27, 2019
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Pingledwarf

Had to mow mom’s lawn and the Pingledwarf sat watching as he fed his face a hamburger and frys . . .
by Realsville May 14, 2021
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dingle dwarf

someone who makes foolish mistakes, similar to that of a long lasting blonde moment. By making stupid errors and easily aviodable mistakes you can be called a dingle dwarf, (ex 1)

In addition, when someone says something implying one thing, and you interpret it in an entirely different mannor, you can be called a dingle dwarf, (ex 2)

A third and final way of acting like a dingle dwarf is by doing something that to the general population seems ridiculous and just plain dumb, (ex 3)
(ex 1)
boy - you have too much time on your hands
girl - (looks down at her hands) ... there is nothing on my hands
boy - you're such a dingle dwarf

(ex 2)
little lex - where do you want to go for lunch?
mitchy boy - uhm, does not matter to me, im easy.
little lex - oh i know that! you proved your easy to me last night baby *winks*
mitchy boy - *rolls eyes* oh my god, you're such a dingle dwarf.

(ex 3)
mr. four - hey babygirl, do you know what time it is?
miss. 19 - oh sorry, my watch is dead.
mr. four - ah, i see your battery just died!
miss. 19 - actually mr. four, it died 6 months ago!
mr. four - and why praytell do you still wear your useless watch?
miss. 19 - i like it!
mr. four - ...but it DOESNT EVEN TELL TIME?!!... you're a dingle dwarf!
by alexzandra January 2, 2009
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dinglewart

An insane dingleberry that never gets cleaned that it forms a phat wart.
he has so many dinglewarts
by DingleWart May 9, 2018
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