Dinglebating

When you go to take a shit and you end up masturbating before you wipe your ass.

Connie: Hey Cole, whats taking so long in there!?

Cole: Hold on Mom! I'm dinglebating!

Dinglebating by BMBZ August 12, 2011

dinglebanger 

The name given to the plant that originates a dingleberry.

Today I went to pick up a dinglebanger from the nursery.

That kids parents must be real dinglebangers.

dinglebanger by Loucifer0716 August 13, 2010

Jinglebating 

The act of masturbating to Christmas music.

"Yo Dave you excited for the holidays?" Dave replies, "Hell yeah man, this the time of the year I stop watching porn and just start Jinglebating every day."

Jinglebating by Deejay Teejay November 26, 2013

dinglebangdongled 

When you are very confused, or distraught.

I was too dinglebangdongled to speak.

dinglebangdongled by Eli Reviere February 19, 2022

dinglebingle 

when your milk runs at 3 on a sunday evening next to celciius and the diameter of 94 degress to the sun and back, 1800's was the best year to arrest the milk munchers. The fog is coming. 4/28/4378

Have you seen my dinglebingle anywhere? I heard it was gay

dinglebingle by jxr April 12, 2022

Dinglebanger 

Noun | *Ding· le· bang· er | \ ˈdiŋ-gəl-ˌbaŋ-ər *

1. A term used to describe an extraordinary or intense event, workout, or experience that is both exhilarating and demanding.
2. In fitness, a workout that is particularly strenuous and leaves one feeling exceptionally challenged yet invigorated.

After two hours of intense cardio and lifting, Mark emerged from the gym, soaked in sweat but grinning. “That was a real dinglebanger of a session,” he exclaimed.

Dinglebanger by Snuffleberries March 21, 2024