Dinglebating

When you go to take a shit and you end up masturbating before you wipe your ass.

Connie: Hey Cole, whats taking so long in there!?

Cole: Hold on Mom! I'm dinglebating!

by BMBZ August 12, 2011

dinglebanger

The name given to the plant that originates a dingleberry.

Today I went to pick up a dinglebanger from the nursery.

That kids parents must be real dinglebangers.

by Loucifer0716 August 13, 2010

Jinglebating

The act of masturbating to Christmas music.

"Yo Dave you excited for the holidays?" Dave replies, "Hell yeah man, this the time of the year I stop watching porn and just start Jinglebating every day."

by Deejay Teejay November 26, 2013

dinglebangdongled

When you are very confused, or distraught.

I was too dinglebangdongled to speak.

by Eli Reviere February 19, 2022

dinglebingle

when your milk runs at 3 on a sunday evening next to celciius and the diameter of 94 degress to the sun and back, 1800's was the best year to arrest the milk munchers. The fog is coming. 4/28/4378

Have you seen my dinglebingle anywhere? I heard it was gay

by jxr April 12, 2022

Dinglebanger

Noun | *Ding· le· bang· er | \ ˈdiŋ-gəl-ˌbaŋ-ər *

1. A term used to describe an extraordinary or intense event, workout, or experience that is both exhilarating and demanding.
2. In fitness, a workout that is particularly strenuous and leaves one feeling exceptionally challenged yet invigorated.

After two hours of intense cardio and lifting, Mark emerged from the gym, soaked in sweat but grinning. “That was a real dinglebanger of a session,” he exclaimed.

by Snuffleberries March 21, 2024