dingletwang

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Male Genetal Appendage - Penis
As used by "Ted Bullpit" From 70's/80's Australian Sitcom "Kingswood Country"

"Those pants are pretty short ted"
"Jeez me dingletwang isn't showing is it?"

dingletwang by Aussie Hoops May 11, 2007

Words you can keep

dingletwat

When an unshaven whore who has taken a load inside her proceeds to not shower or clean herself after, leaving the cum to crust within her pubes. Thus over time tangling into a dingletwat.

While exploring the many seen land of that one open legged hoes vag, i ran unexpectedly into a nasty crust wad of jizz in her pubes. That dingletwat was huge and haunts me for the rest of my life.

dingletwat by thirtyone4life May 10, 2011

Related Words

dingletwang • dinglebanger • dingletwat • dinglebangdongled • Dinglegänger • Dingletwad • Dingletwatten • dinglewonger • dingle dangle • dingle wingle

dinglebanger

The name given to the plant that originates a dingleberry.

Today I went to pick up a dinglebanger from the nursery.

That kids parents must be real dinglebangers.

dinglebanger by Loucifer0716 August 13, 2010

Dingletwat

When a girl shits and proceeds to wipe forward and leave shit in her vag.

Dude that chick has a dingletwat

Dingletwat by Stoned Ewok May 19, 2016

dinglewonger

the long shlong that hangs off a man's no-no square.

skedaddle skedoodle yer dicks now a noodle. "Dinglewonger"

dinglewonger by The duck goes quack quack January 23, 2018

Dinglewingle

When something flops and jiggles so much that it falls on the floor.

The vase dinglewingled and broke.

Dinglewingle by MarkyWarky February 13, 2023

Dingletwatten

When a girl has a wet vagina and she is wearing cloth panties, little pieces of the material will stick to the end of her vagina hairs. This is dingletwatten.

I went down on this girl who didn't shave for a few days and I had dingletwatten stuck between my teeth. It wasn't very pleasant.

Dingletwatten by Josh and Brandon June 21, 2007

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026