dingletrap

a trap used to catch chicks

i caught that babe with my dingletrap

dingletrap by caf May 15, 2005

dingletwang 

Male Genetal Appendage - Penis
As used by "Ted Bullpit" From 70's/80's Australian Sitcom "Kingswood Country"

"Those pants are pretty short ted"
"Jeez me dingletwang isn't showing is it?"

dingletwang by Aussie Hoops May 11, 2007

dingletwat 

When an unshaven whore who has taken a load inside her proceeds to not shower or clean herself after, leaving the cum to crust within her pubes. Thus over time tangling into a dingletwat.

While exploring the many seen land of that one open legged hoes vag, i ran unexpectedly into a nasty crust wad of jizz in her pubes. That dingletwat was huge and haunts me for the rest of my life.

dingletwat by thirtyone4life May 10, 2011

dinglerape

The forceable removal of another person's dingleberries without prior consent.

When riding the subway, one should always remember to wear a belt, lest they become an unfortunate victim of a dinglerape at the hands of a vicious follicle yanking dinglerapist. Saggers beware!

dinglerape by Dinglemeyer January 10, 2014

dinglecracka 

A dinglecracka is when a boy and a girl have sex in their parents home when the house is empty. The lights go off and her shit-covered thong is left on the floor. When they hear a noise downstairs, they scramble to put clothes on. Since the lights are off, the girl puts the shit-covered thong on backwards. Therefore, the shit-covered thong is sucked into the vagina crack; aka the dinglecracka.

*Alex and Nick have sex in Alex's room*

During intercourse they hear the footsteps of the parents. They rush to put clothes on and Alex puts her thong on backwards.

Nick: That was a close one! Your dad almost caught us.

Alex: I know, that was really scary. So scary I didn't even realize that I put my thong on backwards.

Nick: OH NOOOO! DID you just give yourself dinglecrackas?

dinglecracka by VibratingNut June 20, 2017

Dingleslaps 

Normally found on longhaired felines, the dingleslap results from clumping of dried dung in 1 to 2inch long fur, usually around the animal's hindquarters. This initial clump secures whole patches of fur and twists into a braid-like formation which encapsulates the dungball at its end and acts as a tether, allowing the dingleberry to slap against kitty's arse when he walks.

Bearman had some wicked-long dingleslaps before Emf started brushing them out, producing a berry patch that weighed almost three kilos and stank like a thousand turkey carcasses rotting in their own dunk.

Dingleslaps by Spanky MacKockleberry May 20, 2009

Chinese Dingle Trap 

The act of putting superglue in ones foreskin and inserting an erect penis into the foreskin of the first penis.

Bob and Barry are on their way to the E.R. because the dumbass's did a Chinese Dingle Trap

Chinese Dingle Trap by Rob and Brian do your mom July 15, 2018