dingledroid

a person so committed to dipshittery that a buffoon-droid develops in their mind, taking complete control over their body.

look at Zoix over there. what a fuking dingledroid

dingledroid by walmonky July 22, 2026

dingledodies 

Dingledodies is a word invented by Jack Kerouac to describe ‘the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a common place thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars…’
Describes, a wild spirit, a funny person, someone that's not boring at all, someone that's different and pleasant (and humurous to hang with).
Also, the comedian Russell Howard made 'Dingledodies' the title of his DVD in 2009.

Oh, man, what a bunch of dingledodies...

dingledodies by JoS October 20, 2013

dinglebroad 

A woman who's riding your ass like a dingleberry.

Example 1: My Mom is being a total dinglebroad about me going to college.

Example 2: I told her I'd have the report to her in twenty minutes, but no, she had to be a dinglebroad and keep asking for it.

dinglebroad by RNPS July 23, 2007

dingleloid 

Someone who has a big bulgy walgy

Have you seen that dingleloid

dingleloid by ProfuFX May 29, 2019

dingleroids 

a combination of dingle berries and hemroids
usually hemroids that have faeces hanging off them

kid- ay dude did you see that guys asshole
kid 2- fucking gross man, he had god damn dingleroids *both shudder uncontrollably*

dingleroids by hi......im mitch June 7, 2009

Dingledreads 

When a guy cums in a girls hair and she accidentally falls asleep, forgetting about it until the next day. When she wakes up the next morning it looks like she has partial dreadlocks from the dried semen in her hair.

This can also happen if she does not realize the jizz has gotten in her hair in the first place.

"Thank God I had a hat in my car, I totally forgot Billy blew a huge load in my hair and I have a mad case of Dingledreads!"

Dingledreads by raoul_duke12 and shredqueen May 13, 2010

dingledoodle 

A very unintelligent brunette with no skills

Look at that girl
She's such a dingledoodle
Yeah she can't do anything right

dingledoodle by heyitsemma June 27, 2016