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When a man is giving anal sex, once he is inside the anus, he leaves his penis motionless, not moving in or out. His partner then proceeds to finger his butthole until ejaculation.

He may also perform this act on himself.
"That chick from the bar was wild dude! She gave me a Michigan Mountain Dweller! It was awesome!"
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When a guy cums in a girls hair and she accidentally falls asleep, forgetting about it until the next day. When she wakes up the next morning it looks like she has partial dreadlocks from the dried semen in her hair.

This can also happen if she does not realize the jizz has gotten in her hair in the first place.
"Thank God I had a hat in my car, I totally forgot Billy blew a huge load in my hair and I have a mad case of Dingledreads!"
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When a guy fucks a girl who is on her period and her bloody tampon sticks to the head of his dick. In turn making it look like he has a turban on his cock.
"Last night I fucked that girl from the bar. Long story short I didn't know she was on the rag and she had accidentally left her tampon in her pussy. The next thing I know I pull my dick out and the tampon is stuck to my dick, like a fucking Cock Turban."
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